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Now what would you do with something like this

Discussion in 'The Garage' started by cybrfire, May 17, 2006.

  1. cybrfire

    cybrfire 1 ton status Vendor GMOTM Winner

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  2. sled_dog

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    make a shifter for a t bucket with one of the balls and most of the chain...
     
  3. 1985_K5_Silverado

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    Fire it out of a cannon at another sailing ship, hope to take out a small spar or something like that. You might think about putting the whole thing in a canister first.
     
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    Hang them under your truck so everyone knows you have "balls"
     
  5. cybrfire

    cybrfire 1 ton status Vendor GMOTM Winner

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    this one was actually suggested at the shop, with the addition of painting them blue! at the risk of being tacky I think I'll pass!

    Incidentally they came with a parts truck I just picked up.
     
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    No no no, you weld them to a buddy's rig while he's out :haha: :haha:
     
  7. Citizen Rider

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    Turn them into a twin stick!
     
  8. cybrfire

    cybrfire 1 ton status Vendor GMOTM Winner

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    I'll WELD them to the back of DREY's truck! Someplace where they'll bang around and get really annoying. I'm sure that is covered under the "Acts of God Clause.":haha:
     
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    yeah, weld them to the driveshaft!
     
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    I'd use them on my ex-wife's head.
     
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    Throw them over the middle of a winch line????? Spin the balls around the cable...
     
  12. goldwing2000

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    Swing them around your head and throw them at the invading Mongols.
     
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    I know a really KINKY girl that they might fit in to nicely:eek1: :D
     
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    My, what large balls you have:eek1::haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
    X2----
     
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    Well that pepsi bottle has thousands of possibilities... personally radiatior overflow or a dip spit cup come to mind.
     
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    you can...

    Sell the Balls and Chain to Anna Nicole Smith for Ben-Wa Balls!..:D --they might be big enough!.:crazy:

    Or you could save them for when you walk down the aisle yourself..clamp them to your ankles!...

    You might attract undesireable tailgaters if you hang them off your trailer hitch...:p: ..

    Too bad you dont have two of them,you could weld the balls to your rocker panels and use the chain for a step,if you have a lift and big tires..:laugh:
     
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    put them in your pants, make them clank, and make people talk... lol
     
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    I'm gona carry them in the truck and when passengers ask what they are for I'll simply reply, if we need those we're in real big trouble.
     
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    Now some men like a fishin', but some men like the fowlin'

    Some men like to hear, to hear the cannonball a-roarin'

    But me, I like sleepin', `specially in my Molly's chamber

    But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah
     

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