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Nude Beach

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

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    > A mother and father took their 5 year old son to a nude

    > beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the

    > ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked her why. She told

    > her son, "Well, the bigger they are the dumber the person is.

    > " Her answer satisfied the curiosity of the little boy and he went back

    > out to play on the beach. Soon he returns to tell his mother that he

    > noticed that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother

    > replied,

    > "Well honey, the bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again

    > satisfied with her explanation, the boy returns to the beach to play.

    > Shortly after, the boy came running in to see his Mother and promptly

    > exclaims, "Mom! This is sooo cool! Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl

    > on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
     
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    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    > and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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    So true /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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