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Nudist colony...an oldie

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, May 14, 2003.

  1. big pappa b

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    A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

    A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did you call for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies
    you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

    The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts. Within a few minutes a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man lumbers out of the steam toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. You must be new here," says the
    hairy man. "It is a rule here that if you fart it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

    The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where the smiling, naked receptionist greets him. "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here is my membership card, you can have the key back, and you can keep the $500 membership fee!" "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours, you haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 58 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day... no thanks!"
     
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