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Nursing an injured toe(and a White Russian)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Can Can, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Long story short?

    A 90 lb. jackhammer is no match for a pinky toe.

    Observation?

    White Russians have the magical ability of disabling pain receptors.

    Updates to follow.
     
  2. darkshadow

    darkshadow 1 ton status

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    want a pic of mine?
    christina just kick it an hour ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OOWWWW!

    she almost kicked it off, would look real good next to that pic of my pinkie!

    ps, you werent drinking the great white russian AND jack hammering were you?!?!?
     
  3. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze 1/2 ton status

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    That happened to an old boss of mine. The chisel hit him in the middle of the foot. He now is 1" taller in one leg. :( Ouch!

    Melt the pain away. Hope you feel no pain later! :D
     
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    Fell good when you lean it into your crotch though eh? VRMMMMMMM


    Oh man, I had to stop what I was doing at work to think about boobies about three times for five minutes a pop
     
  5. Kim Can

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    Oh here we go.... injured man = WHINING!!

    :grin:
     
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    He's not whining. He's facing a problem like a MAN. He's drowning that freakin' pain in an ocean of alcohol. Works for me. Sometimes I do that, even when I'm not hurting :whistle:

    I just wish there weren't so many boxes in front of my liquor cabinet. Guess I'll just stick to the kegerator. It's never let me down before :saweet:
     
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    Injured Woman = quiet resentment that no one is feeling sorry for her
     
  8. Kim Can

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    Exactly!! Finally a male that sees that! Where was all my attention when I was 8 months pregnant and on crutches!! :)
     
  9. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    You were the stupid chick rushing around with all that weight out front.

    Don't act all indignant!!! Who did the 5 minute kamakazi run home from Banff with all the emergency strobes on when I got the call about your fall???!!!!:mad: :mad:

    You do your share of whining, y'know..........

    Love you, though!!!!
     
  10. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    See, guys?

    You can say ANYTHING, as long as you say "Love you" right after it.

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :woot:
     
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    I'm a total catch, if you can get me off of my couch.
     
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    Oh yah... :crazy: Love you too.
     
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    I am Still looking for that female decoder ring in Cracker Jack boxes. :confused:
     
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    I think they were discontinued :wink1:
     
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    ha ha you got TOLD!!!!!!


    isent that supost to be a womans position?
    barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?:dunno::dunno::dunno:
    what are you complaning about?
     
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    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Anyone else see Paul's chances of getting laid tonight diminishing? :whistle:


    Rene
     
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    I do! I do! :D
     
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    tee hee... I'm going back to my guitar...
     

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