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Obscene nursery rhymes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Dec 3, 2004.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Humpity dumpity fell off a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, All the kings hores and all the kings men, coudnt put fawking humpty togher again /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  2. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Aw,,,**** humpty dumpty anyway,he couldnt hold a candle to oscar the grouch /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
    eating her curds and whey
    along came a spider and sat down beside her
    and said HEy Whats in the bowl BITCH!
     
  4. hi pinion

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    Thats a classic!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif On a lighter note.......i heard Big Bird got caught by the police with a pound of heroin in the back of the trunk. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Ohhh, man /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif im just tired /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    well i heard bert and ernie are fighting for the gay marriage thing! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Reminds Me of the old Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhymes /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
    Hickory dickery doc................
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    yeah i am a thief
     
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    Oh yeah, well i heard You, Bert and Ernie,and Santa Clause rolled around in a bed full of k-y jelly ..../forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifJ/K /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Warning, some may be offended by the following; Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating his girlfriend Mary. Stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plumb. Said hey bitch, where's my cherry.
     
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    Little boy blew....He needed the money.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    Hope I can "WORD" these safely /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif


    Old mother Hubbard
    went to the 'cubbard
    to get her poor dog a bone,,
    when she bent over,
    Rover took over,,
    He had a bone of his own!!

    Mary,Mary
    quite contrarry
    trim that pu**y
    it's so damn hairy!!!

    jack and jill went up the hill,
    both with a buck and a quarter,
    jill came down with two fifty,,
    OH-That fawkin' whore

    hickory dickory doc
    some chick was S/My/C
    the clock struck two
    I dropped my goo
    and dumped the biatch
    on the next block,,,,bada bing!!!!
     
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    Little boy blew....He needed the money.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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