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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 1, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > >SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYBODY
    > >
    > >1. What's the Cuban national anthem?
    > >Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
    > >
    > >2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    > >A different bar.
    > >
    > >3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had
    > >a retarded baby?
    > >They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
    > >
    > >4. What would you call it when an Italian has one
    > >arm shorter than the other?
    > >A speech impediment.
    > >
    > >5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post
    > >Office is flying at half-mast?
    > >They're hiring.
    > >
    > >6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star
    > >Trek?
    > >Because they're not going to work in the future
    > >either.
    > >
    > >7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a
    > >sheep under each arm?
    > >A pimp.
    > >
    > >8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck
    > >schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
    > >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class
    > >uses it.
    > >
    > >9. What's the difference between a southern zoo
    > >and a northern zoo?
    > >A southern zoo has a description of the animal on
    > >the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
    > >
    > >
    > >10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady
    > >to say the F word?
    > >Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
    > >*BINGO*!
    > >
    > >11. What's the difference between a northern
    > >fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    > >A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
    > >A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna
    > >believe this
    > >
    > >12. My, my, how times have changed.
    > >Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man,
    > >we called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
    > >
    > >13 Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    > >No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
     

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