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Official BB'06' Trash talkin thread

Discussion in 'Blazer Bash' started by miniwally, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. miniwally

    miniwally 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Last thing before I leave home I am going to steal my Ba!!s from my wifes purse. Jack and Crack will be there.

    So what parking lot are ya'll going to wheel in this year?

    I wonder if the UAV could even get into the parking lot?

    Money pit and hooptie builder are gonna spend so much time making their junk pretty that they will be afraid to even get it off the trailer.

    Catch me if you can :D
     
  2. CK5

    CK5 In my underwear Administrator Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    Who is Jack, and why is he in your crack? Not sure I could get into the parking lot with all the pousers parking there, will you be parking in the handicapped spot again?
     
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    miniwally 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    I gave the handicapped spot up to Nate. He and Toby were fighting for it last I heard.
     
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    miniwally 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    So Fox I hear you need help to install easy things like Dif covers. WTF?
     
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    CK5 In my underwear Administrator Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    Other than stock, I guess no one designs diff covers to clear ARB's. :doah: Good thing Nate has mad fab skillz. :D
     
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    I dug deep into my heart and realized it was best if Nate was able to park grandma's wagoneer there since they both be gettin old.....:haha:
     
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    brokeback jack and crack is the handycap.hey, that rimes.
     
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    miniwally 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Dirk your spilling the beans about our "special times" together. :p:

    This was all fun and games till the brokeback jokes started. :wink1:
     
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    Alright, I'll probably regret this :doah: :D...

    Brandon, there's some 007 super-secret tech out there, they call it a "Ledge Detector"... :D ;) :laugh:

    I'm sure the mall in Grand Junction has some...

    Here's what you need for your buggy:
     
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    miniwally 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    That looks to be quite a pricey unit.

    Perhaps this year I will just slow down to the snails pace that you mall crawlers drive to keep from having those problems agian.
     
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    Ah but I enjoyed the rescue.... :D
     
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    :haha:

    Fixed it for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    miniwally 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Don't get me started on the driving skills you demonstrated that night.:p:

    BTW thanks agian for the help.
     
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    Uhhhh driving skillz???? Who was broke up there? must have been Jack doing the walk of shame.......:p:
     
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    miniwally 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    I don't know if Jack was in on the driving part but he was very much along for the walk of shame.:doah: And later that day the Captain set sail as well.

    At least I have Jack as an excuse. Whats yours?:D
     
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    The drunker you get the worse I drive.....:doah:
     
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    Hey now, it was all the spotters fault and we all know who that was...

    Me: "Everything look good on your side?"

    Ord Sr: "Yep just a little dropoff"

    *pulling forward*

    Ord Sr: "Whoa stop were going to fall off the cliff!!!"

    Me: "D'oh!"

    :rolleyes: :D

    All that matters is that your dad said that my truck was "way more cush" than wally so whatever :D
     
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    Aren't you glad the bolt didn't fall out of your front link arm then.......:D
    Would have been a ride for sure. Nothing like taking your front axle out for a walk:p:
     
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    willyswanter 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Bah, hey that bolt broke, dang grade 8's, should of gone grade 16's...

    Least I made it out of the car wash on the first try, who else can say that here? Oh whats that? No one else? Thats right... :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaOvxXfyGWY
     
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    HELLLLLLOOOOOOO
    I belive that I did as well.
     

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