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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by broc944, Jan 6, 2007.

  1. broc944

    broc944 1/2 ton status

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    Got a date with a sweet young thing tonight, and the three huge bowls of chili I had today is starting to kick in.:o
     
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    nice! shes a keeper if you fart and trap her under the sheets
     
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    Girls that can withstand the dutch oven are the sh!t...atleast till they return the favor.:haha:
    Tell her, "We here at your second home require pictures of all the soon to be "cough,conquests,cough"
     
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    FOR MUD 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    If you hit mud, don't forget to wipe!!!!:D
     
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    I think I may need some BEENO.
     
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    Throw on the manpon just in case!!
     
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    FOR MUD 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Throw on the manpon just in case!!

    Don't you mean manPAD.:D
     
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    Well I do admit that I truely do admire your inhabitons to show a new date your true state of being.:laugh:
     
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    way to go dumbass! :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I guess I am going have to be straight up with her and tell her, I got some bad gas baby.
     
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    Just don't order anything with boiled eggs or broccoli.:deal:
     
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    I'm a firm believer in letting a potential GF see you at your worst at least once before things get serious. It looks like you're gonna get that out of the way on your very first date.......:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    That's OK!...

    She probably wont mind your chili farts--if you don't mind that she had onions and garlic on liverworst for supper!...:p:
     
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    Tell her you have an exhaust leak.
     
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    Dude, you better have strong cup a coffee and try and squeeze out a duke. Just don't push too hard, intestines hangin' out your ass are harder to explain than farts.
     
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    Don't tell her until after you've convinced her to give a little roadhead.:haha: :haha: Boy would she be pissed:mad: :haha: :haha:
     
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    So how about an update from the malodorous one? :haha:
     
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    You'll have to wait until the emergency evacuation has ended. :D
     
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