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Oh sh!t...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unclematty, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

    Jan 24, 2003
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    SLC UT
    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
    stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he
    "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
    merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
    allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
    cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school
    clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school,
    and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then
    drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the
    Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
    laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
    Ran to the school
    pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
    Set out
    milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
    Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
    breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for dinner. After dinner, he
    cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
    kids, and put them to bed.
    At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
    finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
    managed to get through without complaint.
    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
    "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
    wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
    learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
    they were.
    You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
  2. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze 1/2 ton status

    Sep 4, 2004
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    KC Missouri
  3. MTMike

    MTMike 1/2 ton status

    Feb 10, 2005
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    Billings, Montana

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