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Oh, the holes!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. TSGB

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    Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.


    He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.
    He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.


    He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.
    Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"


    "Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."
    "Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."


    "Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.
    "Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.
     
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    What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?



















    You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
     
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    Oh, I have worse ones.....
     

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