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Oh those silly ricers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 7, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I love my Honda like I love my ganja
    I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
    Back up boy and show some respect
    My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
    When I go out people wanna see my ride
    They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
    I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
    My windshield wiper lights that off tha ****in hook
    I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
    When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes
    My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
    I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
    I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
    It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
    APC decals and two racing stripes
    4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
    When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke
    And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke
    Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
    Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
    Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home
    Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
    When ya see my comin get outta my way
    I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
    I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
    Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
    If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
    I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
    I’m gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
    My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
    Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
    And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
    I got another victory in the "domestic basher"
    I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
    When ya lost you called me a cheater
    Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
    Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
    You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R” (Fast & Furious interlude)

    Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
    Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
    Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
    I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
    You’re ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
    Is NOT called nitrious tha [darn] is called called NOS
    You should know by now your life is a loss

    It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks
    Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
    Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
    And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec
    I love my Honda like I love my ganja</b>
    I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
    Back up boy and show some respect
    My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
    When I go out people wanna see my ride
    They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
    I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
    My windshield wiper lights that off tha ****in hook
    I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
    When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes
    My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
    I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
    I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
    It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
    APC decals and two racing stripes
    4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
    When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke
    Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
    Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
    Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home
    Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
    When ya see my comin get outta my way
    I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
    I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
    Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
    If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
    I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
    I’m gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
    My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
    Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
    And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
    I got another victory in the "domestic basher"
    I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
    When ya lost you called me a cheater
    Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
    Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
    You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R”
    (Fast & Furious interlude)

    Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class
    I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
    Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
    Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
    I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
    You’re ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
    Is NOT called nitrious tha [darn] is called called NOS
    You should know by now your life is a loss
    It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks
    Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
    Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
    And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec
     
  2. unick

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA where did u find that LOL /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    stupid ricers /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  3. Z3PR

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    [ QUOTE ]
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA where did u find that LOL /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    stupid ricers /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]Off a hot rodders website.
     
  4. 1-ton

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    It is funny how young people have convinced themselves that rice burners are fast. Front wheel drive cars are not fast, and they never will be.

    Here where I live in Las Vegas, there where a lot of public awareness advertisements trying to convince kids to come race their rice burners at our local speedway instead of on the street; but none of them would show up, and they found out the reason why is because on the regular Friday nights the older crowed, with their dragsters and muscle cars, where getting all of the attention, and the rice burners where being ignored. The kids did not like being a "little fish in a big pond".

    The Las Vegas Motor Speedway (LVMS) remedied this by giving them their own night on Wednesday where only street legal cars are allowed. This allowed the kids to feel like big shots in their little rice burners.
     
  5. jekquistk5

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    Smoke a z06 yeah right!!! And i do have some ricer friends and they tell me everyone that has a vtech is a poser! There cars are prety fast but they back down to z28s and 5.0's!
     
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    I deteste rice /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
     
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    And i do have some ricer friends and they tell me everyone that has a vtech is a poser!

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    its Vtec

    before every one starts ripping on it heres a quick vid on how it works right click save as
    and heres some links DOHC Vtec
    ive got an acura integra its DOHC VTEC...its not fast but its not all a dog...i bought it casue i needed a reliable car for School, i never liked hondas, i do now just cause they area good car...who cares if i wasnt made in the /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif , i hated american cars till lately theyve got some good stuff coming out
     
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    Dude! Thanks for the links, I always wondered how it actually worked.
    I knew the concept but never actually saw it in action like that.
     
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    If you do the math and figure out the Hp to displacement ratio of the "ricers" engines it is actually much more impressive than "our" engines. A ricer can easily get 200 Hp from a stock (no internal or major external modifications) 2.0 liter engine, if a 454 were to get the same Hp to displacement ratio it would have to make 740 Hp. I don't think a 454 will do that with a stock intake, cam, exhaust, ignition, etc... Also, the ricers have a dependable engine that can be driven every day and get close to or more than 30 miles to the gallon. I don't really care for ricers, but I think that if you look at the results acheived with what they are working with, they are actually doing far better than us...


    Some factory 2.0 liter Hp ratings:

    2000 Escort ZX2 - 130 Hp, 2.0 liter
    2002 Acura RSX - 160 Hp, 2.0 liter
    2003 Honda Civic Si - 160 Hp, 2.0 liter
    1994 Eagle Talon - 210 Hp, turbocharged 2.0 liter
    Honda Accord Euro-R - 220 Hp, 2.0 liter
     
  10. Z3PR

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    [ QUOTE ]
    If you do the math and figure out the Hp to displacement ratio of the "ricers" engines it is actually much more impressive than "our" engines. A ricer can easily get 200 Hp from a stock (no internal or major external modifications) 2.0 liter engine, if a 454 were to get the same Hp to displacement ratio it would have to make 740 Hp. I don't think a 454 will do that with a stock intake, cam, exhaust, ignition, etc... Also, the ricers have a dependable engine that can be driven every day and get close to or more than 30 miles to the gallon. I don't really care for ricers, but I think that if you look at the results acheived with what they are working with, they are actually doing far better than us...


    Some factory 2.0 liter Hp ratings:

    2000 Escort ZX2 - 130 Hp, 2.0 liter
    2002 Acura RSX - 160 Hp, 2.0 liter
    2003 Honda Civic Si - 160 Hp, 2.0 liter
    1994 Eagle Talon - 210 Hp, turbocharged 2.0 liter
    Honda Accord Euro-R - 220 Hp, 2.0 liter

    [/ QUOTE ] What about torque ??? Our engines are moveing vehicles thast are alot heavier then the rice-a-roni mobiles.
     
  11. ugly_blazer

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    I posted only the Hp ratings to give a general idea (and because I am lazy), but the torque was close to or slightly less than the Hp rating, no huge differences.
     
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    rice-a-roni mobiles

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    HaHa, I just noticed this /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif




    I know what you are saying about the torque and heavier vehicle, and I also know that there is no "replacement for displacement", but the ricers get ripped on a lot for no reason. The ones that actually think that they can beat "anything" probably need ripped on, but for the little engines they run their cars don't really don't do that bad.
     
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    I think alot of ricers are posers though, thats what I dislike. if they want to challege, and have confidence, I envy that, but if they are calling me down, they deserve to be RAN OVER /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    the RSX Type S is 2.0 200 the base is 160 /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif....
    now my car is 1.8 liter 175hp no torque /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif... stock ive got it to 15.2 just as fast as a stock stang....not z28...like i said i bout my car for school and for MPG.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    A couple of times I have had some teeny boppers that I was working with brag about how their rice burner, or one of their homie's rice burner, could do 9 seconds in the quarter mile on nitrous. I told them flat out they where full of sh!t to their face, then I surprised them by showing up to our local drag strip, and told them I wanted to see them do that 9 second pass they where bragging about. Well, of course they could not produce, in fact all they could get was 15 to 16 seconds; even on nitrous. Fifteen to Sixteen seconds is actually pretty fast compared to your average grocery getter, but is nothing compared to an 1969 SS 396 Nova, or 1970 Hemi Cuda, which can do a quarter mile pass 3 to 4 seconds faster in stock trim.
     
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    I hope I don't become a ricer when I park an Impreza WRX on 17's with a hood scoop and spoiler in the driveway /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif cause it's gonna be badass, even if I do have to take on a new title of "ricer." /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif-
     
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    I personally don't think that'll lump you in with the "ricers" - the WRX has balls, whereas most of the other clowncars don't.
    Just don't slap a three-element wing, neon, and 75 stickers on it. If you do, then we CAN call you a ricer.
     
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    yeah, the only ricer peeps I have issues with are the yahoos who spend the 1st $3000 on wings, neon, bling rimz, stereo stuff, and a "phat" exhaust system... and then they run around talking about how fast their car is. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    j
     
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    It really is sad, big trucks are a dying breed, I think. In highschool I was the only one with one. Now, in college, I think I am still one of the only ones with a big truck. It really confuses the hell out of me to see al these kids, trying to be black and asian, wasting money on these silly cars, thinking there fast, and getting all the girls.

    They would all give me [darn] about my blazer, id tell em it was fast and they wouldnt belive me, until they saw me pull the front wheels off the ground, then they were all like, "woha dude!". I just dont get it. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

    If i get an import its definetly going to be a WRX STI, thats a fast import!! All these others are a joke, and none of the little kids can drive at the track, cant stage, its really quite pathetic. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

    I guess its like the Jeep thing? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    I am the only one of my friends (besides ck5) that has a truck. they all have civics and crap! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     

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