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Oh woe! Poor me! Poor, poor me!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 4, 2006.

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    My life sucks now. I have a razor blade ready beside me. And a .44 Mag also. Poured some gas on and around the house perimeter and some inside the house, too. Lighter is ready to go, too. I kicked my ex-wife out and am lonely now.
    Oh woe. Poor me. Poor, poor me.
    And I have no ****ing clue what EMO is. I do have a ****ing clue that Homo-slicer is driving me nuts. I'm not paying $25 to come to this site to read some stupid 13 year old bull**** as this is not The Young and The Restless, or Days of Our Lives, etc.
    Oh woe. Poor me. Poor, poor me.
    I have tried for so long now to ignore Homo-slicers posts. But they are adding up in the hundreds by the minute. I worry her worthless and senseless posts are making women out of you men on this site. Someone ban her or get her off this site immediately!
    Oh woe. Poor me. Poor, poor me.

    What am I? An attention whore? :screwy: :screwy: :screwy: Homo-slicer must have rubbed on to me now. Oh God! How do I get her off? :doah: :doah: :doah:

    Oh woe.
    Poor me.
    Poor, poor me.

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :surepal: :surepal: :whistle: :whistle: :ignore: :ignore: :screwy: :screwy: :1zhelp: :1zhelp:

    This is retarded. :D
     
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    Have no fear!!!! I will rescue you with a new K5!
     
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    Yeah, I stopped partying with 15 yo girls when I was 30............at least...........:rolleyes:
     
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    Sorry Wes, I don't get it :dunno: :dunno: :surepal:
    Life is what you make of it.
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Simple Dave. I'm trying to be an attention whore and trying to rack up senseless posts and pads with my "teenager" life stories. :doah: :D
     
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    Yeah, I get it now. I forgot to read the stupid senseless posts on here that cause a mindless assortment of ....
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    PADS!
    I'm sooo sad now that I didn't get it. It's time to end my meek life......
    If I start drinking now, I should be dead in a few years :D
     
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    If you're really that sad, go out and buy yerself some girl pants and start cutting yourself. I hear it's really in right now :dunno: :confused: :rolleyes:
     
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    Nay, that would be too easy. I prefer a slow long death with lots of friends to help. Maybe on a warm beach.
    You might know for those who need it, what is better, vertical or horizontal cutting? :rolleyes:
     
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    Well, I am not the resident expert on cutting oneself, however, if I were going to do something to that extreme and wanted to do it correctly, vertical would be best I think :thinking:
     
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    I like it how I'm a joke. Cool.

    It's horizontal... vertical if you're doing it on your leg.
     
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    LOL..... good times. trouble is she'l proly keep coming around for the exlent drama factor.
     
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    Naw, I have enough drama in my life right now.

    I keep coming around because you guys f*cking crack me up.
     
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    I'm talking about cutting that actually gets the job done... of course, I'm sure cutting for attention is something you would probably know more about.:crazy:
     
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    No quite. Look at the picture below:

    razor.jpg
     
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    I don't cut.

    My ex does and the guy I like used to.
     
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    Oh, BTW...

    attention.jpg
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Ever notice you seem to attract the wrong types of people? :rolleyes: Your fault at that.
     
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    Naw.

    I get enough attention from one person.

    Didn't I already explain this to you?
     
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    Well the guy I like now is a good one....
     
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    I wasn't inferring that you did, but you seem to know people who do and the correct way to do it, so IMO you are the closest thing to a resident expert that we have.
     
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