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Oil Shortage

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, May 2, 2007.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~
    Our OIL is located in:
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    Alaska
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    California
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    Coastal Florida
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    Coastal Louisiana
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    Kansas and the Dakotas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvania and Texas
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    But our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  2. kgillyk5

    kgillyk5 1/2 ton status

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    :haha::haha::haha:...nice.
     
  3. TexasBlazerBoy

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    Damn truth right there, yup.:bow:
     
  4. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

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    That's pretty good!
     

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