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  1. surpip

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    40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies


    1.) Open and close a bar.
    Find one that opens its doors before noon. Stake out a comfortable seat and hunker down. Resist informing the bartender of your tremendous plan, as this will cause him to pour waves of pre-celebratory shots and you won’t survive happy hour. Pacing is everything. Watch the crowds come and go, watch bartenders rise, reign and fade while you remain like a cagey Methuselah. From that day forward, within the walls of that bar at least, your name will be legend.

    2.) Go on a bender.
    I don’t mean a weekend binge. I’m talking a full-bore, hooch-bent, screw-work hoolihan. Dangerous, yes, but so is getting out of bed in the morning. True benders have gone the way of the snap brim fedora, which makes them all the greater currency in the world of drunks. It won’t be easy. You must start drinking the moment you wake up and carry on until you go under. Then start over again. In your grandfather’s day you had to drink two weeks straight before you could officially declare yourself on a proper jag, but that’s when a mug of beer cost a nickel. These days four straight days and nights will give you all the bragging rights you need.

    3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
    For some this is a typical evening, the rest will have to try harder. Unplug the phone, don’t answer the door and get down with your bad self. Stock up on ice, gather mixers if you need them, crack the seal and, inch by inch, take that proud bottle down. Take your own sweet time. Near the bottom you will discover a rich inner landscape you thought a barren desert. Explore it.

    4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
    Cast aside your fear of public opinion, march to the center of the room’s attention and boogie down. You don’t need a partner, you don’t even need music, do a happy jig to the beat of your own drum. Of course, it helps to be really really drunk.

    5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank.
    While getting captured by the Man goes against the most primal of drunkard instincts, if you’re putting your time and liquor in, it’s going to happen. Make the most of the experience. Pretend you’re Cool Hand Luke. And don’t refrain from telling your friends: Among drunks, the real ones anyway, a night in the tank is a very large feather in the drinking cap.

    6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
    Wait until the cemetery closes for the night, then slip over the fence with a bottle of something strong. Prop your back against the gravestone and tell your hero how much he inspired you, how he changed your life, revel in the fact that your inspiration is only six feet of hard-packed earth away. It’ll be the greatest one-sided conversation you’ll ever have. Then pass out. Let the groundskeeper be your alarm clock.

    7.) Buy a crowded bar a round.
    For no reason at all. Jump up on a barstool and shout it loud: “A round for the house! On me!” Make sure you have a good toast ready, because, for once, they’ll all be listening.

    8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
    Out of the blue, propose a trip to Las Vegas, New Orleans, Jack Kerouac’s grave or, for the love of God, the Two-Headed Cattle Museum. It doesn’t really matter where, the joy is in the journey. There’s nothing like a sudden burst of irresponsible freedom to shake up your worldview. It will be an adventure you’ll never forget or get tired of talking about.

    9.) Get 86’d from a bar.
    There are generally two types of drunkards in the world: Those that get 86’d a lot and those who never do. If you’re the latter, you’re missing out on a very special feeling. A man with any character at all must have enemies and places he is not welcome—in the end we are not only defined by our friends, but also those aligned against us. So choose the type of bar you loathe. Get remorselessly smashed on tequila. Let your lizard brain do your talking. Splash the kerosene, drop the match and watch the bridge burn. Few sentences in the English language bespeak a mysterious dark side than: “I’m not allowed in there. And, quite frankly, I don’t blame them.”

    10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
    The next time a bartender is especially kind or proficient, lay a massive tip on her. I mean, massive. You must be relatively sober or they’ll discount the act as drunken foolishness. Say something smooth like, “You’re the best of your kind,” drop the bomb, and—this is important—walk out of the bar without another word. With this single act of unexpected generosity, you will restore a bartender’s faith in humanity and give your own self-image a healthy boost.

    11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
    You always wanted to do it. You’ve enviously watched your smooth friends do it. Now it’s your turn. The fear is nowhere proportionate to the risk to your ego (she’s out of your league, remember?), yet it still requires a certain amount of courage. It’s akin to sticking your hand down into the garbage disposal. The thing isn’t going to turn on by itself, but still...

    12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
    I’m not talking about them letting you have a quick one in the back while they’re cleaning up. I’m talking about drinking until the sun creeps through the shut blinds. It takes a lot of time and tips to earn the privilege, but there’s nothing quite like it.

    13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini.
    I mean perfect. Employ the proper utensils and the highest-end liquor you can afford. Follow an old-school recipe and take your time. You know how a handmade present from a child always warms the heart of a parent more than the most expensive gift? Same deal. Just a little something for all the times your pal bailed you out. And after your friend has enjoyed your sublime creation, make yourself one, you magnificent bastard.

    14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
    Put the well right in your home. Outfit it with many sparkling bottles, accruement and tools. Sit on your barstool with a grossly over-poured cocktail and think: “This is my bar. No one can cut me off, no one can kick me out, none but the floor can announce last call.” You’ve been a sharecropper long enough. Get your own plot of land.

    15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
    In the company of friends you can trust, get fantastically loaded to the point you cannot stand, nevermind walk. Let them brace you from both sides and carry you homeward. Sing like an Irish uncle. Swear love and fealty to your human crutches. These are the bonds that never break.

    16.) Get drunk with your father.
    Getting loaded with the man who brought you into this world is one of the most deeply mystical experiences a human being can manage. If you can’t get your father to commit, find an elder you respect.

    17.) Fight a good fight.
    Samuel Johnson said “Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been at sea.” Men who go to their graves without ever getting into a fistfight undoubtedly feel the same way. How many times have you gone home thinking, “Damn, I should have clocked that asshole.” Next time, do it. Swing first, swing hard, and make sure you’re in the right. You may not win, but at least you were in there swinging. Fear of losing a fight never stopped Bukowski and neither should it stop you.

    18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
    Make a pilgrimage to the headwaters. Follow the river that’s fed you joy to its source. Stand amongst the vats and barrels and absorb the knowledge that this is the spring from which the good times flow. Drink as many free samples as they’ll give you. It might mean a trip to Dublin or Tennessee, but from that moment on you can gaze into your glass and think, “Lad, I met your mother.”

    19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
    You’ve spent plenty of time railing against the dying of the light, this time welcome its birth. With a shot.

    20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
    Not all accomplishments are rum and games. File this under the heading of facing your fears. Just as Jonah found enlightenment in the belly of a beast, so will you. You may come to look at it as a sober examination of the safety net (or trampoline, as the case may be). You may view it as a cautionary trip to hell. Either way, you’ll never have to wonder again.

    21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
    Make like Marco Polo. Instead of eating one lousy apple, take a bite out of a dozen exotic fruits. Chase the ever elusive good time. A rolling stone gathers no bar tabs.

    22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.
    Too often we drunks get trapped in a rut, forgetting there is a wide and golden world of forgotten cocktails, strangely-hued beers, mysterious liquors and wines from places we cannot pronounce. Explore the world from your barstool. One need only thumb through a bartender’s guide to realize how wide that world is. And when you return to your rut, and you probably will, you’ll appreciate just how good home can be after months on the road.

    23.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
    An effortless task for Europeans, a broad leap of faith for we colonials. Return to the land from whence your blood sprang, sit down to drinks with those your bold forefathers left behind. And for godsakes, don’t order a Bud.

    24.) Juice on the job.
    You will never comprehend just how pleasurable the workaday grind can be until you bring your old chum alcohol along. You don’t have to get boss-punching drunk, just sneak enough to loosen up that tight harness. It’ll make you wish you worked for a drinking magazine.

    25.) Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love.
    Do it up like F. Scott and Zelda before they went crazy. Realize that this is one of the precious few times you can get swizzled in front of your better half and she’ll think it’s wonderfully romantic.

    26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks.
    Make him promise he’s going to spend it on hooch. It won’t be a hard sell. Twenty bucks is the price of a crappy shirt to you, to our alley brethren it’s a gift from the gods.

    27.) Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
    It could go down at the company picnic, the Christmas party, or maybe, if you’re really going after Accomplishment #24, right at the office. It’s tremendously cathartic. Years of stress and bitterness will drop from your shoulders and for the first time, after you’re done unloading, you will see your employer as an actual human being. You may very well get fired, but hey, if you’re angry enough to go berserk on your boss, you need to get a new job anyway.

    28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
    Apropos of nothing and don’t tell him it’s coming. Attach a card reading: “Tonight the drinks are on me.” He will never forget it. There is no better feeling than unexpected free booze.

    29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar.
    A bar must own a certain amount of character to carry the big jar. Maybe you’ve seen one. A jar large enough to hold Jay Leno’s head, populated with slightly off-color eggs floating in a murky fluid. You always wondered what they tasted like and it’s time to find out.

    30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
    Ensure you bring enough beer and liquor to paralyze the nation of Liechtenstein. Fishing tackle is optional. Drink near a body of water (you don’t actually have to come in contact or even see the water, but it should be nearby), then, when night falls, build a huge campfire. There is nothing more conducive to male bonding and rampant drinking than a campfire. Trust me, strip clubs come in a distant second.

    31.) Eat the worm.
    It’s a cliche, but so are strippers at a bachelor party. It must be done. The last thing you want to do is mutter a half-hearted lie to your grand kids when they squeal, “Gramps, did you eat the worm?”

    32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
    Ethnically fractured and mixed as we are, we colonials have lost the art of the booze ballad. Watch a European football match on television and first thing you notice is the fans know one hell of a lot of songs. All we Yanks can manage is the “Na-na-na” song and chants of “De-fense!” Sure, we all know the words of Ring of Fire by rote, but what of The Pub with No Beer, My Lip Is on the Cup, and Drunk Last Night, Drunk the Night Before? Also, there’s nothing like a table of drunks bellowing an unidentifiable song in unison to scare the bejesus out of the bar staff.

    33.) Steal some booze.
    Against the law? Sure. A hell of a rush? Absolutely. Of course, not getting caught is very important. Plan well. Nothing tastes quite so sweet.

    34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
    So much money for so little booze. We’ve spent our lives learning the art of getting the most stagger out of the smallest investment. We’ve heard rumors of those insanely expensive bottles, but they might as well sell them on Mars. Out of spite, you’ve probably told yourself: “Screw that—booze is booze. What’s it gonna do, get me five times drunker?” In a better world, maybe. Depending upon the sensitivity of your palette, however, you may come to understand that the rich really do have it better than us. And when I say better, I mean they can afford better booze.

    35.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story.
    You don’t have to finish it. Very few do. The point is, the very act of starting an autobiography means you think you’ve lived an exciting enough life to deserve one. Strive for that day.

    36.) Try absinthe.
    Do the full ritual with the spoon and sugar. Drink enough to feel the full effect. Stroll the path that Hemingway, Van Gogh, Degas, F. Scott, and myriad other geniuses spent their lives pounding flat. Just don’t cut your ear off.

    37.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends.
    Without a doubt the finest drinking movie ever put to celluloid. Make sure there’s plenty of booze on hand because you’ll want to drink along.

    38.) Work at least a week as a bartender.
    You’ll never fully understand the drinking culture as a whole until you’ve spent some time on the supply side of the wood. The empathy it will lever into your psyche will change your bar behavior forever.

    39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine.
    There are fewer finer feelings in the world than to nurture booze from it’s humble, evil-tasting origins to something you can get hammered on. Just expect to repeat these words over and over again when you go mad on the blood of your creation: “I made this! Me! And now I’m drinking it! Woo-hoo!”

    40.) Go to your place of worship loaded.
    Not so loaded they’ll finger you as a walking incarnation of Demon Rum, just enough to make the droning sermons lip-bitingly hilarious. It’s often said that liquor can bring you closer to God, so just think how close you’ll be when you’re hammered in his house.
     
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    5 down 35 to go...some of them I doubt I would do though
     
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    or any less....

    good post btw!
     
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    wow, some of those I just have to do.
     
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    Fishin Rocks...except when you get to drunk to fish. I wont name any names but a friend of mine cast out was so hammered he leg go of the pole:haha:
     
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    too drunk to fish???? is there such a thing.

    damn that makes me think of something a comedian once said, **** now this going to bother me. It was about being too drunk to fish. or was it from a movie? damn I just cannot remember.
     
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    If Youve Ever Been To Drunk To Fish...You Might Be A Redneck - Jeff Foxworthy
     
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    40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies


    1.) Open and close a bar.
    one bar, and one strip bar

    2.) Go on a bender.
    Hows a month?

    3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
    Is two hours better?

    4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
    sorry not me.

    5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank.
    I'll put that on the list:haha:

    6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.

    7.) Buy a crowded bar a round.
    20 people good enough?

    8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
    Every summer.

    9.) Get 86’d from a bar.
    Just one bar that I can't step foot in for the rest of my life.

    10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
    Many times.

    11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
    Many times

    12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
    Till 7 in the morn, then we took the quads out after breakfast.

    13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini.
    Too fancy for me.

    14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
    I got the bottles, nowhere to put them.

    15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
    Many times, back in the day.

    16.) Get drunk with your father.
    I do this alot.

    17.) Fight a good fight.
    See 86'ed from bar

    18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
    On my to-do list

    19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
    Done!:D Long storie.

    20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
    Done.

    21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
    Done, Two states!

    22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.
    Shots count?

    23.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.

    24.) Juice on the job.
    Sorry too much to lose!

    25.) Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love.
    Done :D

    26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks.
    No hobo's here. Just trash.

    27.) Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
    Don't need to be loaded.

    28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
    Do it all the time.

    29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar.
    Pass

    30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
    Twice a year.

    31.) Eat the worm.
    Done.

    32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
    Done.

    33.) Steal some booze.
    I was young.

    34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
    Done

    35.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story.
    Pass

    36.) Try absinthe.
    Pass

    37.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends.
    Done

    38.) Work at least a week as a bartender.
    Just dated one for a week.

    39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine.
    Did the wine thing.

    40.) Go to your place of worship loaded.
    Done.
     
  11. surpip

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    1)
    many times in many countries
    2)
    most i have gone is 3 days drinking
    3)
    done
    4)
    every time i dance i look like a fool
    5)
    never been arrested
    6)
    my hero hasn't died yet
    7)
    i don't remember it, but i was told i did
    8)
    done, quite a few times
    9)
    got thrown out of a bar in reno for not having a collared shirt on.
    10)
    never, i am a cheap bastard
    11)
    haven't done that either, i am a chicken ****
    12)
    nope
    13)
    ill have to try that one, my best friend likes drinks like that
    14)
    on the list for my house someday
    15)
    never been that drunk, as far as i know
    16)
    new years 05 on and one half bottles of casadores between the 2 of us.
    17)
    nope
    18)
    done twice pyramid brew in sac and sierra nevada brewery in chico
    19)
    not best buddies, but good friends
    20)
    nope
    21)
    done in at least 4 countries
    22)
    I'm not sure, has to be close
    23)
    trip to Scotland someday
    24)
    yep, but it was a bad idea, way to hot on the flight deck to drink
    25)
    we split it with 4 other people
    26)
    made a deal with a homeless guy in Canada, he was going to do 50 one armed push-ups for 5 bucks
    he did 5 and i gave him a nickle:haha:
    27)
    i have to many bosses
    28)
    Christmas gifts
    29)
    not in a bar, but at work.
    30)
    done
    31)
    out of a sucker, but not the bottle
    32)
    humm, don't know any
    33)
    does walking into someones barracks room and drinking all their booze count?
    34)
    read #10
    35)
    not much of a writer
    36)
    done in japan
    37)
    never seen it
    38)
    mixed drinks in a Mexican restaurant, does that count?
    39)
    not yet
    40)
    don't have one.
     
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    1.) Open and close a bar.
    Yes

    2.) Go on a bender.
    Yes.....7 days

    3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
    Yes

    4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
    Pissed on a guys coffee table while standing on it, even better.

    5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank.
    Which time!

    6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
    Got drunk with my cousin at my grandfathers grave site.

    7.) Buy a crowded bar a round.
    Fock that.

    8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
    Reno and Mexico. Never made it all the way to Mexico ended up doing spring break in Santa Cruz.

    9.) Get 86’d from a bar.
    Yes!

    10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
    Only the hot ones.

    11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
    Yes!

    12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
    Yes!

    13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini.
    I don't think we would be friends any more if I did that.

    14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
    Made my own!

    15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
    Which time!

    16.) Get drunk with your father.
    Biological or Step Father? Either way it's covered!

    17.) Fight a good fight.
    Tequila makes me brave!

    18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
    To many times and to many places to list!

    19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
    I have even done this with a good friends wife!

    20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
    No thank you!

    21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
    Yes! I think is traditional on your 21st!

    22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.
    In one night? No thanks

    23.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
    Yes! My family is a bunch of Okie's anyways

    24.) Juice on the job.
    Yes!

    25.) Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love.
    Yes!

    26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks.
    No!

    27.) Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
    No!

    28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
    They can buy their own!

    29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar.
    No! Barf!!!!!

    30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
    Yes!

    31.) Eat the worm.
    Yes! Got even braver!

    32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
    99 bottles of beer on the wall!

    33.) Steal some booze.
    The beverage shack at a golf course back in high school!

    34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
    It took two paychecks and the sh!t was from Scotland, were talking the real deal!

    35.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story.
    Got a few "dear john" letters in my time!

    36.) Try absinthe.
    No!

    37.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends.
    Yes!

    38.) Work at least a week as a bartender.
    Dated one for over a month.

    39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine.
    Many times, used to work for a winery!

    40.) Go to your place of worship loaded.
    Is the garage considered a place of worship?
     
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    1.) Open and close a bar.
    Done more than once. St. Patties Day one year was the worse.

    2.) Go on a bender.
    5 days was the longest.

    3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
    In a couple of hours. First night of #2

    4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
    Cant count the times. "Beer helping white guys dance since 1862"

    5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank.
    Been there not going back.

    6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
    Hero?

    7.) Buy a crowded bar a round.
    Not crowded but the it was the whole bar.

    8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
    Countless times when I was younger.

    9.) Get 86’d from a bar.
    Never have.

    10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
    Done It.

    11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
    Who hasnt?

    12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
    Countless times.

    13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini.
    My friends would laugh and drink it like a shot.

    14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
    One day, Oh yea one day.

    15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
    Carried, Driven all the above.

    16.) Get drunk with your father.
    Dad dont drink.

    17.) Fight a good fight.
    When I was younger, to old for that sh!t now.

    18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
    Road Trip?

    19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
    Yep.

    20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
    Wouldnt let us in, we were drunk.

    21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
    We call it social climbing.

    22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.
    Im shy of that, I like what I like and stick with it.

    23.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
    Germany Here we come.

    24.) Juice on the job.
    Use to on lunch every Friday.

    25.) Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love.
    Dont do champagne

    26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks.
    No hobos here, only crackheads.

    27.) Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
    Dont have to be drunk.

    28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
    X-mas count?

    29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar.
    Eggs, Olives, Cherries, Hot Sauages.

    30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
    Every weekend in the summer. Also refer to #2 and #3.

    31.) Eat the worm.
    Done.

    32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
    Done cant remember them now.

    33.) Steal some booze.
    Is it really stealing? More like barowing.

    34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
    There is this bottle of Scotch Ive been looking at.

    35.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story.
    Dont have the time.

    36.) Try absinthe.
    Done not sure if Ill go there again or not.

    37.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends.
    On the list.

    38.) Work at least a week as a bartender.
    Done, 6 months.

    39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine.
    Bought everything to do just never got around to it.

    40.) Go to your place of worship loaded.
    Dose the bar count?
     
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    Done 10 of them properly and done a few others with minor differences.

    Absynthe....Didnt do the sugar thing but I drank a fifth by myself.

    Eat the worm...No, but I ate about half a peach that had been sitting in some moonshine for a couple years. Tasted like rubber going down, tasted like rubber coming up.
     
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    40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies


    1.) Open and close a bar.
    yep and sad part was i was working there :doah:

    2.) Go on a bender.
    one solid week

    3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
    yeah that was a angry day

    4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
    girls do that all the time LOL

    5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank.
    i was handcuffed drug up there and somehow passed the breath test again LOL never had to stay yet

    6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
    not yet

    7.) Buy a crowded bar a round.
    craigs last bday wtf was i thinking

    8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
    any chance we get

    9.) Get 86’d from a bar.
    not yet

    10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
    yeah i was ticked off the next day

    11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
    im a girl there never out of my league LOL

    12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
    when you work there its normal

    13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini.
    apple martinis are the bomb

    14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
    not yet but i see craig do it

    15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
    LOL that brings back memories dam jose i think i puked on his steps too

    16.) Get drunk with your father.
    use to all the time even had him in moms bakini

    17.) Fight a good fight.
    yeah he deserved it

    18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
    im a makers mark ambassador i have my own barrel LOL

    19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
    of course those are the best

    20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
    not yet

    21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
    social climbing start in the pits and work your way up

    22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.
    try a kick in the jimmy, and i am no longer alowed flaming drinks since setting myself and touch game on fire :haha:

    23.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
    have you seen indians drink :eek1: ill try germany first

    24.) Juice on the job.
    does the aftershock crystals count

    25.) Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love.
    not yet

    26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks.
    Make him promise he’s going to spend it on hooch. It won’t be a hard sell. Twenty bucks is the price of a crappy shirt to you, to our alley brethren it’s a gift from the gods. do we have those?

    27.) Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
    i do that sobor

    28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
    buddy had back oporation he needed scotch!!

    29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar.
    eww

    30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
    i fall in alot

    31.) Eat the worm.
    it wasnt that bad

    32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
    sing the manchester united song :haha: .

    33.) Steal some booze.
    its called getting a tip when you work there

    34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
    not yet but im eyeing some

    35.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story.
    start it?
    .

    36.) Try absinthe.
    green fairy my arse that stuff was wild buddy home brewed it god help me when the real stuff gets here

    37.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends.
    Without a doubt the finest drinking movie ever put to celluloid. Make sure there’s plenty of booze on hand because you’ll want to drink along. not yet but watched pervert! lol

    38.) Work at least a week as a bartender.
    5 years and counting plus time my grandpa owned his hell i live in the bar

    39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine.
    my wine will kick you acros the state

    40.) Go to your place of worship loaded.
    i dont do church
     
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    #28 is the only one on that list I have even got close to. :)

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