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"OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator..."

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    \"OK, imagine this, I\'m naked in a refrigerator...\"

    Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there
    was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that
    whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death
    could enter. He asked the first man how he died,
    and the man replied,

    "Imagine this...I suspected my wife was having
    an affair behind my back and I wanted to find
    out the truth. I came home from work one day to
    surprise her and catch her in the act. When I
    searched the house I found her in the bathroom.
    The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on
    but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't
    taking a shower.

    I looked all around the house to find the
    guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the
    window sill outside. I pounded them until
    he finally let go. When he fell he landed in
    some bushes and God must have loved him
    because he lived, so I threw the
    refrigerator out the window to finish
    him off. After all the excitement I
    fell dead of a heart attack."

    Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,

    "Imagine this...I'm minding my own business on
    top of my apartment building. I was riding one
    of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave
    out and I flew off the side. I reached out and
    caught a window sill, then some idiot started
    pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed
    in some bushes and God must have loved me
    because I lived. But then that same idiot
    threw his refrigerator out the window
    and it crushed me."

    "That, too, is horrible," said the gatekeeper.

    Then he asked the third man the same question.

    His reply was...
    "OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator..."
     
  2. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    Re: \"OK, imagine this, I\'m naked in a refrigerator...\"

    * Rob cannot reply, he is on the floor in tears*...
    he'll be ok after a good breath though... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: \"OK, imagine this, I\'m naked in a refrigerator...\"

    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: \"OK, imagine this, I\'m naked in a refrigerator...\"

    What a relief........ /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. loudnowlouder

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    Re: \"OK, imagine this, I\'m naked in a refrigerator...\"

    hahaha thats great
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