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OK so I just had a really weird phone call

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  1. Corey 78K5

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    So I'm in the middle of trying to grill some steaks and the phone rings. So I answered and it was this guy I met like 4-5 months ago who did some body work on my wifes car. The guy goes to my wifes church (no I don't go:crazy: ) and says he's been thinking about me the last few days:confused: So I was like whats up dude. He says well were at a revival right now and I was really thinking and praying for you and just wanted to know if you wanted to come on down:eek1: :eek1: :eek1: I was f'n freaked. So I said sorry man but thats not my thing and I'm just gonna chill and have some Heineken's and eat a steak. He was all OK well we'll be praying for you:rolleyes: and I was like what ever dude ..........Later.....click
     
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    he planted the seed.
     
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    He must be praying for your ass is about to lose its virginity....by him!

    No way I'm gonna sit there and take it when someone tells me they've been thinking about me.....not especially when its a man telling me that!
     
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    This thread is gonna be killer...





















    ...also should have mentioned you were about to play some SLAYER,or Dimmu Borgir on the stereo. :bow:
     
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    and i gotta go to bed early.:mad: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Thats bad dude...:crazy: :crazy:
     
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    Right in Coreys butt...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    It's cool. I think I will give the guy a call tommarow and tell him not to push that crap on me. Him and his wife are real nice but that crap is gonna cease or I'll just tell him to fock off and theaten to beat his ass, simple as that:D
     
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    Fock off...............
     
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    i need to wipe down the desk now,thanks....:rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    you know what i meant Corey.thats all he is supposed to do,plant the seed. if he pushes ,he's not being a real Christian.only the radical ones beat you over the head with it.:D
     
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    Tell him you're a true born Jehova's Witness and you've been thinking of joining the Kingdom Hall again. :bow: :haha:
     
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    I say next time his number comes up on call display just crank some lamb of god or slayer.

    If you told him you didnt go for that kind of stuff, the right thing for him to do is to not bug you about it again.
     
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    Dood you can't deliver your seed to Coreys butt through your computer...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    my friend Jay used to wait for JW's.they walked real fast by his house,it was like they knew he was evil.they never once visited.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    :haha::haha:
     
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    no but i can add to my post count trying. don't you have a picture to take Rob???:laugh: :laugh:
     
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    Well at least I can see their point of view. They don't believe in hell and you don't go to heaven and Christmas is BS......Sounds about right to me. I even dated one once and I saved a bunch of money during the holidays:D
     
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    Technically you were sacrificing a tasty barbeque'd beast to the almighty and are in his good graces.

    :D
     

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