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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevy305, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. Chevy305

    Chevy305 6 Lug 14bsf Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
    One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
    Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
    The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes
    outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
    He put on his shoes and drove home.
    "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
    "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
    She looked down at his shoes and said:
    "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
     
  2. Chevy305

    Chevy305 6 Lug 14bsf Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
    Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
    children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
    This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
    National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US
    Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
    visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
    rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
    activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
    discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you
    re not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.
    You gotta love the Marines!

    AMERICA, THE HOME OF THE FREE
    BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Two repost for the price of one...............
     
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    can the next "quickies" be funny?
     
  5. Chevy305

    Chevy305 6 Lug 14bsf Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Is this a repost?

    I got the stuff in an email, and I thought I'd share it with you guys.


    Whatever though, better than Fumes under a table with a semi-auto fire extinguisher :eek1: :rotfl: :screwy:
     
  6. boggerless

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    aaaaaaaaaaa they are still funny.:haha: :haha:
     

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