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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 18, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Ole Bubba Ray's got to break this down like granddaddy's shotgun.

    When your man walks into the house from a hard weekend of Reconning for Bambi Cong and beer drinkin, your job is to unload the dirty, filthy tiger stripes, console/congratulate him, get into the kitchen then get prepared for some wet and wild nasty fun. Your job is NOT sitting in front of the computer, because 1. your man NEEDS a dose of CK5.com 2. your man NEEDS to see what that 14 bolt on E-Bay that he bid on but didn't win actually sold for. No more of this, I need to use the phone crap. None of this I went to one store and they didn't have your weekly supply of caffeinated beverage.

    Furthermore, more incidents like this will force your man to go down to the steel supply, Radio Shack and/or parts house and make purchases for future weekend projects in the garage so he doesn't have to put up with inconsideration after a hard weekend away.

    Now, will somebody please call me a friggin wahambulance?
     
  2. ChevyCaGal

    ChevyCaGal 3/4 ton status

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    LOL.... yeah right, good one man! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Yeah , what Bubba said.... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  4. thatK30guy

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    I'm not calling the wahmbulance....I'm standing beside you on this!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    I'm standing beside you on this!!

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    Oh hell yeah!!!!! Maybe we need a CK5 chapter of N.O. M.A.A.M.! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  6. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I'm right beside, I mean behind you on this thing too... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
    * Fumes straps on header helmet*
     
  7. ChevyCaGal

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    So um if you form the Al Bundy group... then that's make you like him. A middle aged guy going bald, with an annoying wife who steals from you and sits on her butt all day, kids who hate you, no sex life, putting shoes on ugly women all day for minimum wage, with a neighbor who hates you yet insists on always coming over... /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Steph, you just wait one day when you get married....your husband will be like "one of us". /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif (Unless you prefer to marry a lesbian! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif)
     
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    (Unless you prefer to marry a lesbian! )

    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif Dude I don't have a helmet for what Steph will throw at you for that one... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
     
  10. gokartergo

    gokartergo 3/4 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    (Unless you prefer to marry a lesbian!

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    Your in trouble now...
     
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    (Unless you prefer to marry a lesbian! )

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    Ok I can see the fireballs zinging your way wes.. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  12. Twiz

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    (Unless you prefer to marry a lesbian! )

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    I think Wes is tring to hook her up with his sister inlaw
     
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    NOW lemme hear a HELL YEA on this one /forums/images/icons/grin.gif ---now thats what i'm talkin bout
     
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    Boy, you guys must really like sleeping on the couch! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Hope you got a 30 pack cause I'm standin with ya on this one
     
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    you guys must really like sleeping on the couch!

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    Ain't that the truth!

    You'd think by now they'd have figured out, the more they bitch the less they get geeeeeez sometimes men just can't seem to get the head out of the arse!

    Brandy
     
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    You'd think by now they'd have figured out, the more they bitch the less they get geeeeeez sometimes men just can't seem to get the head out of the arse!


    [/ QUOTE ] Well, it's such a dark place. Maybe they just get lost up there. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
     
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    I usely do fall asleep on the couch. Being single I'm too lazy to get up every morning and make a bed. It's easier to stuff a blanket behind the couch, or just leave it where it's at. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
     
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    Hello! *echo* *echo* *echo*
    Sure is dark in here!
    Think I'll light a match..........*BOOM*
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    ROTFLMAO! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     

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