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Okie ZooKeepers.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BlazerGuy, Jun 4, 2004.

  1. BlazerGuy

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    A small zoo in Oklahoma acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.

    The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.

    The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.

    “Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”
     
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    Saw that on ebaums and had a good laugh... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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