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Old man and the garden

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

    Mar 26, 2002
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    East TN
    posted August 29, 2003 09:36 AM
    An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
    son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
    Dear Fred,

    I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
    potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad.
    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,

    For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES. Love Fred.
    At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Fred.
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  3. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
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