Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said, "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the labels and stick 'em on our foreheads, and throw the bolltles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just le me do the talkin', OK?" Earl said. Well, they finished their beers, peeled the labels off and stuck them on their foreheads and threw the empty bottles under the seat. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin?" "NO SIR," Earl said. "We're on the PATCH!"