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Oldie but a riot!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, May 6, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl,
    were driving down the road drinking
    a couple of bottles of Bud.

    The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey
    thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice
    roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer
    drinkin' these here beers!!"

    "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said,
    "We'll just pull over and finish
    drinkin' these beers, peel off the
    labels and stick 'em on our foreheads,
    and throw the bolltles under the seat."

    "What fer?" asked Bubba.

    "Just le me do the talkin', OK?" Earl
    said.

    Well, they finished their beers, peeled
    the labels off and stuck them on their
    foreheads and threw the empty bottles
    under the seat.

    When they reached the roadblock,
    the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin?"

    "NO SIR," Earl said. "We're on the PATCH!"
     
  2. Corey 78K5

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  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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