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Olympic comments PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. big pappa b

    big pappa b 3/4 ton status

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    > Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
    > the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
    >
    > 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
    her
    > snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
    >
    > 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
    > personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
    >
    > 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
    > and
    > father."
    >
    > 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in
    > boxing, but none of them really that serious."
    >
    > 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
    > expect the same thing again."
    >
    > 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
    > it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
    >
    > 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
    IOC
    > president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
    >
    > 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    > eleven Dicks on the field."
    >
    > 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
    > that,
    > before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
    Oh
    > my God, what have I just said?"
     
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    In the dark, repost lurked, it was a wretched thing, appearing again and again on the front pages, but it was vilenous, and vile. There came a light, a light at the end of the tunnel. It's name was RJ, and it's light was a flared red dot in a sharp toothed grin. The action processed and time drew out........
     
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    Blah blah blah...go write your story /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif thats rich /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif havent had time to even watch the olyimpics,but thats funny stuff /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gifjake*
     
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