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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV,and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but she brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" she blurts out, blowing her top. "You ba$tard! You waltz in here, plop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me, and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?

    " The husband sighed, "Oh, He!!. It's started."
     
  2. darkshadow

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    thats good one
     

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