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  1. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    1. You are Different and That's Bad
    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
    3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg'
    4. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share
    5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book"
    6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    9. All Cats Go to Hell
    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    11. Some Kittens Can Fly
    12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
    13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
    14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
    19. You were an Accident
    20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
    22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
    23. Your Nightmares Are Real
    24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
    25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
    26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
    29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
    30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
    31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
    32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
    33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
    34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
    35. Bullies Deserve To Die
    36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
    37. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
    38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
    39. The Man on the Moon is Actually Satan
    40. The Day the Potty Ate Julie
    41. Monica Goes to Washington
    42. Trying To Bring Down the Man
    43. Little Pig Gets a Beating
    44. The Little Crack Monkeys
    45. Does Baby Bounce?
    46. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
    47. Horton Hires a Ho
    48. Your Colon Can Moo, Can You?
    49. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
    50. The Little Engine That Thought He Could But Failed Miserably
    51.Richard Scarry's Biggest Book of Electrical Wiring Ever
    52. Chemistry from Under the Kitchen Sink
    53. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America - Hey - Let's Go Ride Our Bikes
    54. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
    55. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
    56. Bi-Curious George
    57. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
    58. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
    59. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
    60. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
    61. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
    62. Aunts in My Pants
     
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    OMFG, that's too funny!!
     
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  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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