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One for the LEO's

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as
    >sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney
    >during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's
    >credibility...
    >
    > Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
    >
    > A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
    >description of the offender, running several blocks away."
    >
    > Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
    >
    > A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
    >
    > Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
    >offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
    >
    > A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
    >
    > Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a
    >room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
    >
    > A: "Yes sir, we do!"
    >
    > Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
    >
    > A: "Yes sir, I do."
    >
    > Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
    >
    > A: "Yes sir."
    >
    > Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
    >life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
    >these same officers?"
    >
    > A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and
    >sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
    >
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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  3. bigjbear

    bigjbear 1 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    I was getting Ready to do that.
     
  4. fabjunkie

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    Even the second time around.
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    i dont remember reading that before, but i P robably did.
     
  6. Beast388

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    Oh Boy...not that one again.:haha:
     

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