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One liners,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Mar 29, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Subject: great one liners. . bada boom
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    > > Two guys were discussing popular family trends
    > > on sex, marriage, and
    > > >values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife
    > > before we got married,Did
    > > >you?"
    > > > Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her
    > > maiden name?"
    > > >
    > >
    > >-----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > A little boy went up to his father and asked:
    > > "Dad, where did all of
    > > >my intelligence come from?"
    > > > The father replied. "Well son, you must have got
    > > it from your
    > > >mother, cause I still have mine"
    > > >
    > >
    > >-----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very
    > > carefully,"
    > > > the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided
    > > to give your wife
    > > >$775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the
    > > husband
    > > >said."And every now and then I'll try to send her a
    > > few bucks myself,"
    > > >
    > >
    > >-----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > A doctor examined a woman, took the husband
    > > aside, and said, "I
    > > >don't like the looks of your wife at all."
    > > > "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a
    > > great cook and
    > > >really good with the kids."
    > > >
    > >
    > >-----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he
    > > can remove a curse he
    > > >has been living with for the last 40 years.
    > > > The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to
    > > tell me the exact
    > > >words that were used to put the curse on you.
    > > > The old man says without hesitation, "I now
    > > pronounce you man and wife"
    > > >
    > >
    > >---------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck
    > > Murder
    > > >
    > > > 1. All the DNA is the same.
    > > > 2. There are no dental records.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > >
     
  2. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Good ones!!! :haha:
     

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