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One of these things is not like the others,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    One of these things just doesn't belong.
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

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    Somebody needs to warn the girls other than the middle onethat their lives are in mortal danger!
     
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    She's the proverbial "Gatekeeper". Ancient scriptures tell us of this creature, and it's purpose in this world. It is here for the sole purpose of guarding the angelic creatures it is present with. For one to consort with the angels, thou must first defeat the Gatekeeper and her rotundus ways. Often you will not beat the Gatekeeper because it uses a tactic that causes you to avoid both the Gatekeeper and the angelic devices in it's following. Association with the Gatekeeper will cause you great suffering from those you consider your apostoles. Many have referenced the Gatekeeper to a moped, so be wary of your inbibing of spirits before making attempts at defeating the Gatekeeper.
     
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    Yeah, but if ya get her drunk enought the Gatekeeper is a more likely candidate for buttsecks.
     
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    Pre op or post op?
     
  6. gjk5

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    Yuck. I guess I deserve that for posting up that nasty pic.
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    It'd cost you a small fortune to not only to get her weight to alcohol ratio correct and then you'd need about 15 brown paper bags...:D
     
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    There's always that "one" friend.


    DANGIT!! seeing the beast has distracted me from the best part of the picture. and no one has said anything about it yet......


    there is some serious crotchal grabage going on in this picture
     
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    2 chicks on the left look like they are about to do a scene for some Euro-porn or something. lol!

    j
     
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    Bottle of Everclear and some grape kool aid, but I've already said too much............:doah: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    John
     
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    I noticed that too, I am also trying to decide if the hottest (to me) chick in the pic (to right of beastie) is cockeyed. Not that it'd matter in her case.
     
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    Talk about ruining a perfectly good picture.
     
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    That is hilarious!

    The worst part is that all of the normal chicks (the beasties "friends") let that sow put on a bikini and get in front of a camera! And the poor thing probably thinks she is hot.
     
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    So which one is the man?
     
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    A Baker's "half dozen"!..

    The one in the middle spent too much time at the Bakery!...she'd look nice if she lost 100 lbs..:rolleyes:

    I like the second one from the left myself,in the green and white bikini!..yumm!..plenty of milk for my cookies!..but I think the one to her left has already "claimed" her for her own!..(look where she's holding on!!--she' kinda "BIG" too:eek1: )...
     

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