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One pill makes you larger

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don't do anything at all
    Go ask Alice
    When she's ten feet tall
    And if you go, chasing rabbits
    And you know you're going to fall
    Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
    Has given you the call
    Call Alice
    When she was just small
    When men on a chessboard
    Get up and tell you where to go
    And you've just had some kind of mushroom
    And your mind is moving low
    Go ask Alice;
    I think she'll know
    When logic, and proportion
    Have fallen sloppy dead
    And the White Knight is talking backwards
    And the Red Queen's off her head
    Remember what the door mouse said:
    "Feed your head, feed your head"
     
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    :eek1: wtf have you been smoking? :haha: :haha:
     
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    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Jefferson aaaaaaaaa?
     
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    I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
    but my head's in Mississippi.
    I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
    but my head's in Mississippi.
    The blues has got a hold of me.
    I believe I'm gettin' dizzy. (Spoken: Help me now.)

    I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
    Lord, I thought I was in Heaven.
    I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
    I thought I was in Heaven.
    But I was stumblin' thru the parking lot
    of an invisible seven eleven. (Spoken: What was I doin out there?)

    Where's my head baby?
    Somewhere in Mississippi.

    Last night I saw a cowgirl.
    She was floatin' across the ceiling.
    And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
    She was floatin' across the ceiling.
    She was mumblin to some howlin' wolf
    about some voodoo healin'.
     
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    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Big Z
     
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    i like that alice song. who sing it by chance? ive had it in my head for a while and used to know but i cant remember for the life of me.
     
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    Shaking, like a dog ****ting razorblades
     
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    Jefferson Airplane before they transformed to Jefferson Starship, then to starcrap.
     
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    White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane



    For the record, I smoked 36 pounds of marijuana earlier this evening. I don't think the LSD has kicked in.



















    :rotfl:
     
  10. nc87k5

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    didn't get into Jefferson Airplane, sorry :crazy:
     
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    He was standing on the highway
    [font=arial,helvetica]Somewhere way out in the sticks[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Guitar across his shoulder[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Like a 30 ought six[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]He was staring in my headlights[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]When I come around the bend[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Climbed up on my shotgun side[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]And told me with a grin[/font]

    [font=arial,helvetica]Chorus:[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]I'm going to New York City[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]I never really been there[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Just like the way it sounds[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]I heard the girls are pretty[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]There must be something happening there[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]It's just too big a town[/font]

    [font=arial,helvetica]He was cold and wet and hungry[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]But he never did complain[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Said he'd come a thousand miles[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Through sleet and snow and rain[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]He had a hundred stories[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]About the places that he'd been[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]He'd hang around a little while[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]And hit the road again[/font]

    [font=arial,helvetica]Chorus[/font]

    [font=arial,helvetica]See I've been to New York City[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Seems like it was yesterday[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]I was standing like a pilgrim[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]On the Great White Way[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]The girls were really pretty[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]But they wouldn't talk to me[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]I held out about a week[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Went back to Tennessee[/font]

    [font=arial,helvetica]So, I thought I'd better warn him[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]As he climbed out of my car[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Grabbed his battered suitcase[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]And shouldered his guitar[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]I knew I was just jealous[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]If I didn't wish him well[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]I slipped the kid a twenty[/font]
    [font=arial,helvetica]Said 'Billy give 'em hell'[/font] [font=arial,helvetica]Chorus x 2[/font]
     
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    SO you imply that I'm a stoner hippie?! GAH! :mad:







    :D
     
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    hippy?.....no. but a stoned out surfing college student......yea :haha: :D
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    And about the college student part, we'll see how far that goes, the school I'm trying to get into freaking LOST my application and high school transcript. Who does that?! :mad:
     
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    well, looks like they need to get off their arse and find it! January is right around the corner.
     
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    Oh, I have to take the day off work and drive to Wilmington to get it all re-done because the registration deadline is Thursday. It's terrific. :rolleyes:
     
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    And here I thought this thread was going to be an insightful conversation on the infomercial that Ron Jeremy is hosting.........................
     
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    ZZ Top!
     
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    Insightful? Are you kidding me? This is one of my threads! I'm just surprised that k20 hasn't chimed in.
     
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    *Chime*..............*/Chime*
     

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