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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 76zimmer, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
    over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
    think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
    supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things . Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
    wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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    CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG :confused: :confused:
     
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    kinda old but still always funny nontheless
     
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    Can I get an Amen? :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
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    I've never heard that one.....:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    copy. paste to claire's myspace! :D
     

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