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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurbLover, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. BurbLover

    BurbLover 1/2 ton status

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    Occasionally, I get a joke actually worth posting. I beleive this is one. If you don't think so, I apologize for for stupid behavior /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


    This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
    After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
    anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
    and nobody
    called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird
    forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her
    and
    took her deep into the forest and there he made love to her all day, he
    made love to her all night, he made love to her all the next day, until
    Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
    The word got around that Onestone meant business.
    Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
    after many years away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
    overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see
    you, Onestone". Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
    where he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love
    to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow
    Bird wouldn't die!

    What is the moral of the story?

    You'll love this!!!! ;> )



























    You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.
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    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    LMAO thats funny! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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