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Onion Balls...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jun 29, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

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    A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

    The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
    breasts.
    In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
    In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
    bit.
    After fifty, they are like onions."

    "Onions?"

    "Yes, see them and they make you cry."

    A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are
    there?"

    The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through
    three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty
    and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but
    reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

    "A Christmas tree?"

    "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
     
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