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Only In Iowa

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Drey, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. Drey

    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    I got this in an email




    Only a person in IOWA could think of this!

    From the county where drunk driving used to considered a sport in our
    time, comes this story.

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Melcher, IOWA.
    After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
    that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a
    few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
    eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man
    managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes
    as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a
    fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and of a couple of
    times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
    vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still
    for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
    At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out
    and drove slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up
    his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
    and administered a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the Breathalyzer
    indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

    Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
    the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the truly proud IOWAN. "Tonight I'm the designated
    decoy."
     
  2. lamberthkp

    lamberthkp SITFU Premium Member

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    LOL awsome! :haha: :haha:
     
  3. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Heard it before, but I still stand in awe of the genious!
     
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