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Oompa Loompas vs. Flying Monkeys

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Jan 28, 2007.

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Oompas or Bitch Monkeys?

Poll closed Feb 22, 2007.
  1. Little orange bastards.

    6 vote(s)
    16.2%
  2. Hairy jumpy things with wings.

    17 vote(s)
    45.9%
  3. I want to be nekkid with the Witch and Willie Wonka in a tub of diesel fuel.

    14 vote(s)
    37.8%
  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Who would win in a war?

    I'd have to say the Oompas, they have a clear technological advantage, and are far more intelligent.
     
  2. Confedneck79K30

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    flying monkeys, my good friend, they have the aerial advantage, and the wicked witch of the west, magical skillz rool the chocolate fairy world of wonka land...
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    :p: Uhhh I polled second, guess what I picked???
     
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    well one for each, i know what i posted, and tsgb isnt too hard to peg down..
     
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    gawd the smell of diesel turns me on
     
  6. justhorsinaround

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    That is just so very wrong!

    I'm gonna have to go with the Oompa Loompas. They have to have seen the Wizard of Oz so they will have figured out the monkies weaknesses.
     
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    Clearly the monkeys would win. Granted, the Loompas have the intelligence factor but unfortunately they waste it composing musical dance numbers. While they are prancing around warning against the vices of life, the monkeys will swoop down, pick them up, carry them to some high altitude and drop them. It won't be into no chocolate lake either, it will be down onto the hard cold yellow brick road.
     
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    i love midgets, and hope to own one some day, however i have to give it to the flying monkeys.
    that aeriel advantage is a killer
     
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    Air supremacy is everything. That being said, the oompa loompas would probably invent a candy that the monkey's couldn't resist and would turn them all into giant blueberrys. I say the only real way is to duke it out.
     
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    The loompas are merely the help. Wonka is the inventor. That renders the loompa advantage moot and ensures a quick brutal monkey victory!
     
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    Well if the Oompas can create an elevator made of glass that can fly, do you not think that they can build an airplane?
     
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    Yes, however the witch is the commander of the monkeys. Sooo...neither side would be effective. The monkeys will eventually get hungry and eat the oompas. Advantage: monkeys.
     
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    Thats one tough call. I'm going to have to go with the monkeys. My guess is that the monkeys would use the fact that they can fly, and their uncanny ability to fling poo.
     
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    Gotta go with the orange midget's that make candy,and have the sixth sense to join in a song and dance with the drop of a hat.
     
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    My dream job is to open a restaurant with midgets walking around wearing nacho chip sombrero's that have nacho cheese in the top.
     
  16. surpip

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    i would absoutly eat at your resturant
    we should become partners
     
  17. TSGB

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    Ya know, I tried to make the nekkid option rather unpleasant, and the number of votes for it are flat out frightening.
     
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    its a deal. Where can we purchase set midgets?
     
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    Them flyin monkeys would beat hell out of them ghey ass orange midgets. Those Oompa's are too busy thinkin about broadway musicals and purdy green overhauls.
     
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    you can buy ANYTHING there:D
     

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