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osama joke's

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoSmog73, May 29, 2002.

  1. NoSmog73

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    osama joke\'s

    Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

    "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.

    The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

    With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

    Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."

    Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

    "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."

    Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."


    What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?

    Feeding his living corpse into a meat grinder.


    How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?

    He marks the camels that kick..../forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    Re: osama joke\'s

    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?

    Feeding his living corpse into a meat grinder.

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    I would love too!
     
  3. 88jimmyoungowner

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    Re: osama joke\'s

    fil it with water........lol
     
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    Re: osama joke\'s

    why not have everyone piss in it...
     
  5. four_by_ken

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    Re: osama joke\'s

    His military...

    Thats a joke, right?

    Ken H.
     

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