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Osama

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise.

    He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face
    and yelled angrily, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
    Then Patrick Henry punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him
    in the groin. Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John
    Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans.

    As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden groaned,
    "This is not what I was promised!"

    The angel replied,
    "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you! What did you
    think I said?"
     
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    JK5 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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