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Osama's Valentine

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Emmettology 101, Feb 11, 2002.

  1. Emmettology 101

    Emmettology 101 3/4 ton status

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    Osama\'s Valentine

    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they
    learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is
    for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at
    me for giving someone a valentine?"



    David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
    get mad.

    Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    "Osama Bin Laden," David says.

    "Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

    "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy
    could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
    think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
    little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
    Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the
    place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
    anyone anymore."

    His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

    "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    Marines could blow the [censored] out of him."



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  2. muddin4fun

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    Re: Osama\'s Valentine

    Bawahahahaha!!!! [​IMG]

    <font color=green>Can't sleep...the clown will get me</font color=green>

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  3. mudhog

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    Re: Osama\'s Valentine

    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wheeling pics
     
  4. shawnboy

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    Re: Osama\'s Valentine

    Nyuk nyuk!!!!

    <font color=red>If you are having too much fun it's probably illegal.</font color=red>
     

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