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OT- I NEED NEW FORD JOKES!

Discussion in 'The Garage' started by chevyman_400, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. chevyman_400

    chevyman_400 Registered Member

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    a freind and I are haveing a war and I need some more ammo thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  2. FRIZZLEFRY

    FRIZZLEFRY 1/2 ton status

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    Ford= /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Its a Ford world,you should just learn to live with it /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  3. Mr.Chevy4x4

    Mr.Chevy4x4 1/2 ton status

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    Ford sucks! They made a whopping $7 off of each vehicle they sold last quarter because of all the defects and law suits filed against them. They are bringing up the tail end in the quality ratings. They lost 5.4 BILLION dollars last year. They have some serious problems and they better get it turned around real soon or the will be losing what little market share they have left.


    Mike
     
  4. Scooter

    Scooter 1/2 ton status

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    For
    Oonly
    Retarded
    Drivers
     
  5. JK5

    JK5 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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  6. 85HeartBurb

    85HeartBurb 1/2 ton status

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    Driver
    Returned
    On
    Foot


    Fawked
    Over
    Rebuilt
    Dodge
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  7. BigBurban350

    BigBurban350 1/2 ton status

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    Found
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    Road
    Dead

    "Ford circles their problem straight outta the factory"

    Found
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    Road
    Dead

    Chevy....Like A Rock! /forums/images/graemlins/burb.gif
     
  8. VisionxOrb

    VisionxOrb 1/2 ton status

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    For
    Oonly
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    Drivers



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    Fawkin'
    Owners
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    LMFAO /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. CHEVY 4WD

    CHEVY 4WD 1/2 ton status

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    Did yall know 85%of the fords from 1980 to now are still on the road today...

    Yea the 15% of them actually made it home /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  10. boots

    boots 1/2 ton status

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    We had a chevy dealer in arizona named Roy Dutton...
    ****
    Old
    Roy
    Dutton
     
  11. fortcollinsram

    fortcollinsram 1/2 ton status

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    Fawked
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  12. Nonesuch

    Nonesuch 1/2 ton status

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    Fixed
    Or
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    Dailey
     
  13. Seventy4Blazer

    Seventy4Blazer 3/4 ton status

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    k, most of theese have been said already.

    F'd
    over
    rebuild
    dodge

    flipped
    over
    rolling
    dumpster

    found
    on off
    road
    dead

    driver
    returns
    on
    foot

    fix
    or
    repair
    daily

    f'd
    over
    retarded
    driver

    Grant
     
  14. K5er4Life

    K5er4Life 1/2 ton status

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    Fawkin
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    Really
    Dig 'em /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  15. K5Jimmy

    K5Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    I once read on this very site that if you substitute "Anal" for "Ford", most of the model names still work....which is why I'd never drive an Explorer.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  16. BigBurban350

    BigBurban350 1/2 ton status

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    Ford Rustang

    Ford Exploder

    Ford Thunderchicken

    Ford Taurass

    Ford Cli-taurass

    Mercury Disabled

    Danger Ranger

    Deathscort

    Ford...Probe /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  17. Forget
    Off
    Road
    Driving

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  18. Ryan B.

    Ryan B. 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Failure
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    Day


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  19. Thunder

    Thunder 3/4 ton status

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    First
    On
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    Day

    But the real joke is the price of Ford stocks. They have gone from a high of 45.00 a share in 1999 to a measly 9 bucks a share now /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
    What a Dog

    BTW. GM shares are around 39.00 a share even in this down market
     
  20. 87sm465np208

    87sm465np208 1/2 ton status

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    LMAO /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif i never heard half of thesee jokes, im gunna burn some kids bad at school. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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