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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TexasBlazerBoy, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. TexasBlazerBoy

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    Location:
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    A little old lady is walking down the street,
    dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each
    hand.
    There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a
    while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
    Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says,
    "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that
    bag ."
    "Dang!", says the little old lady, "I'd better go
    back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks
    for the warning!"
    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did
    you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
    "Oh, no", chuckled the little old lady. "You see,
    my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the
    football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
    of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into
    my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the
    bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
    someone sticks his 'willie' through the bushes,
    I say: '$20 or off it comes!' "
    "Hey, not a bad idea!", laughs the cop. "Good
    luck! But by the way, what's in the other bag?"
    "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay, ya' know!"


    (**OUCH!!!!):haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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