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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Arkansas out on the farm up in
    the hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the outhouse is full.

    He goes in the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty
    the hole. Ma says,"Why don't you go ask the youngun down the road???
    He must be smart because he is a college graduate."

    So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He ask him " Mr. College graduate,
    my hole for the outhouse is full and I don't know what to do to empty
    it."

    The youngun tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a

    short fuse and one with a long fuse. Light them both under the
    outhouse.
    The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air.
    The second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your
    farm and fertilize your ground. The outhouse will then come back down
    to the same spot and you will have an empty hole for the outhouse."

    Pa thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of dynamite at the
    hardware store, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.
    He goes home and puts them under the corner of the outhouse.
    He lights them and then runs behind a tree.

    All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the
    outhouse!!
    BOOM!!
    Off goes the first stick of dynamite and shoots the outhouse in the
    air.
    BOOM!!
    Off goes the second stick of dynamite and spreads the poop all across
    the farm.
    The outhouse comes crashing back down on the hole.
    Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks,
    "Ma, are you all right??!!"
    As she pulls up her pants she says,
    "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  4. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif ok i had to put three on there. lol. later.

    jacob
     

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