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Oxygen Mask....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Jan 3, 2007.

  1. wasted wages

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    >Subject: Oxygen Mask
    >Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2007 10:59:43 -0600
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    >A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
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    >mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give
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    >him a partial sponge bath.
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    >"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
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    >Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
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    >here to wash your upper body and feet."
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    >He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
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    >Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
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    >worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
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    >back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
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    >and his testicles in the other Then, she takes a close look and
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    >says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
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    >The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
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    >slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
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    >closely......
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    >A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?






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