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PAD Poetry...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by PhoenixZorn, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. PhoenixZorn

    PhoenixZorn 1/2 ton status

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    On a mule you find
    Two legs behind
    The two behind before.
    You stand behind
    Before you find
    What the two behind
    Be for.

    Oh yeah... PAD FEST!!!!
     
  2. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    There once was a man from Nantucket....



    PAD.
     
  3. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    This is not a pad
    why are you still reading this
    haiku paddin wins
     
  4. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Chevyfumes
    Chicken plumes
    Dusky rooms
    Naked baboons
    Yellow balloons
    Heavy metal tunes
    Heroin spoons

    Leaves you with hairy feathered children.
     
  5. PhoenixZorn

    PhoenixZorn 1/2 ton status

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    that's just not fair dude
    haiku padding is not cool
    write prose for teh win
     
  6. roadhawg

    roadhawg 1/2 ton status

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    Here i sit all broken hearted
    Tried to **** but only farted
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    You see, it's really a strange situation
    These lives of ours
    Are ours to do with what we will
    And I, I would say, congratulations
    From the closest door
    That your blood is not thiers to spill

    Paddington
     
  8. Jagged

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    a thread of pads in prose is this, i think
    of course not else why would we read and bore?



    Iambic Pentameter beatches!
     
  9. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Trump card right there. We are not worthy. :bow:
     
  10. Jagged

    Jagged 1 ton status

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    There is one thing that can beat Iambic Pentameter... and that is the Shakespearean Sonnet.

    However, I'm not about to write one just for you fockers. ;)
     
  11. TruckNutzDude

    TruckNutzDude 1/2 ton status

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    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I like peanut butter,
    Cream cheese is great.

    Freestyle PAD
     
  12. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    Pad in a post
    post in a pad
    ryhming and a posting and wiggin bad
    got some big woofers boomin in my truck
    with a free Ramsy winch I won't get stuck
    to all the webwheelers sittin in the lounge
    get off your your webbrowser and pocket scrounge
    get the gas money fire up the rig
    roll them fat tires and cages of mig
    down in the rocks , the mud and dirt
    come on webwheelers it will not hurt
    if ya can't :deal: then buy a car
    don''t be postin up if ya don't wheel hard

    Pauly , 3/28/2006 :thumb:
     
  13. PhoenixZorn

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    Very nice Pauly...

    Promotion comes to him who sticks
    Unto his work and never kicks
    Who watches neither clock nor sun
    To tell him when his task is done
    Who toils not by stated chart
    Defining to a jot his part
    He gladly does a little more
    Than he's remunerated for.
    The man in factory or shop
    Who rises quickly to the top
    Is he who gives what can't be bought
    Intelligent and careful thought.

    No one can say just when begins
    The service that promotion wins
    Or when it ends, 'tis not defined
    By certain hours or any kind
    Of system that has been devised
    Merit cannot be systemized
    It is at work when its at play
    It serves each minute of the day
    Tis always at it's post to see
    New ways of help and use to be.
    Merit from duty never slinks
    It's cardinal virtue is, it thinks.

    Promotion comes to him who tries
    Not solely for a selfish prize
    But day by day and year by year
    Holds his employer's interest dear
    Who measures not by what he earns
    The sum of labor he returns
    Nor counts his days of toiling through
    Til he's done all that he can do
    His strength is not of muscle bred
    But of the heart and of the head
    The man who would the top attain
    Must demonstrate he has a brain.



    PAD
     

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