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Paranoia

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    So I get one of those nice fake ebay announcements that tell me to log on. Real convincing. Says if I don't do it within the week they'll close my account and I'll have to pay $350 to have it opened.... or, you know, start a new account.

    Stupid me though decided to take a look at the site for **** and giggles

    BAM, now I have some long defunct virus from 2002. My wayyyyyyyyyyy outfated Norton smashed it to bits. I run Trend Micros house call. Not a thing.

    Now I'm paranoid. Should I update Norton or just keep dong my weekly Trend Micro?

    Well, I'm gonna go run Adaware and Spybot and rock myself back and forth in a dark corner, my life depending on the flicker af Haruhara Haruko being on my desktop

    Feeeeeeee Uchhhhhh
     
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    Throw the computer in the yard and burn it. Its satans child now. :xmas:
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    Satan doesn't have **** on me
     
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    Besides your soul...........BWAHAHAHAHA (sinister laugh).
     
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    Yeahhhhhh righhhhhtttt

    I mean, he's not even real
     
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    Not real?

    Then how do you account for Cheese Whiz?
     

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