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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mikey_d05, Jan 2, 2006.

  1. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Parents just left on vacation for the week, I got left in charge of the house. :D




    Too bad I've gotta work at 4 a.m. tomorrow through Saturday. :doah:

    I WILL find a way to throw a party. This is my crappy random thread for the evening, that is all.
     
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    Just make sure the place looks just as it did when they left. Your dad will kill you otherwise won't he?
     
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    I'll bring the keg...:D
     
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    Haha, yeah, he might kill me if I wreck something. Eh well, his burb died again this week so I'll fix it after work tomorrow (99% sure it's the coil) so maybe he'll be in a good mood when he gets back.

    A high school friend I partied with on new years is coming over wednesday...apparently I'm cooking for her and she wants it to be the two of us for supper and drinking afterwards...:yikes:

    Still working on a keg for Friday. :D
     
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    Don't make me call the popo....I know where you live[​IMG]
     
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    dude, you're in, just like downtown. :cool: :woot:
     
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    Ill be there about 7 on friday night with 3 truck loads of friends and beer cya then:wink1:
     
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    Her ****in friend has a "guy crisis" so they're both sitting on my couch railing about what assholes all guys are :angry1: :angry1: :angry1: :angry1:

    I've been drinking wine, apple pie, and midori and I'm ready to ****in flip out.
     
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    Mud pit runs in your front yard Saturday morning? :laugh:
     
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    Sit in the corner, and quietly mumble things every now and then. Short messages, while they're talking. If you want to go with one phrase, you can plant something longer term. My friend used that on me once. Took about 2 weeks, and I started wondering who Ed Hammil was. :angry:

    Try:
    Milk me.
    I like chicken.
    Toons rock.

    Your idea is to not draw attention.
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Now they're supposed to drop off Jenny's car and have me drive my truck to come pick them up so they can make her parents think she's home.

    **** that, I'm drunk and there's no way I'm turning the key on any vehicle if I'm toasted. I lost a good friend to drunk driving and I'm not about to do it if nobody's life hangs in the balance. I've got no problem with my own mortality but the person coming the other way has no warning that I'm toasted and might swerve.

    I care about other, innocent, people more than I care about myself, is that suicidal?
     
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    "guy crisis" huh? sounds like its time to work a little magic, just gotta say the right thing at the right time. get her interested, move to the touch... next think you know, you're doing a little "railing" of your own. maybe even both of them if you can keep up.
     
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    I'm pretty sure they've slept with the same guy at the same time, but sorry, I'm not gonna drive drunk, it's just against my morals right now. A good friend broke her spine and died when she drove and I'm not about to risk the lives of others so I can get a couple of girls over to have a beer.

    Bisexual's are hot, but they're not worthe the life of an innocent person.
     
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    Well...they ended up coming back, getting buzzed, at this point I worked my game on both of them seperately, and both were caught up in how big of assholes all guys are. I tried to work the game when they were together and they just combined superbitch powers and it was even worse. I then proceeded to drink apple pie like it was going out of style and got smashed into next week.

    The night ended up with Jenny taking me up to my room and undressing me (which I saw as a good sign at that point) and putting me to bed...without her in it. :doah:
     
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    Get off the babysitter Joel.

    Look out for Guido the killer pimp.
     
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    "Guido the Killer Pimp" made me laugh so hard when I saw that movie.
     
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    Damn dude !!! Someone needs to teach you some game. I mean I dont have great game but atleast I can get laid when there are two drunk chicks at my house...lol .... Seriously though sounds like your a nice Guy. That is respectable and your day will come. :thumb:
     

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