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Paris Hilton get's 45 days in the big house

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 73k5blazer, May 4, 2007.

  1. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    :thinking: :thinking: Lost license due to drunk driving, second offense getting caught driving on suspended, also issue a reckless. Lawyer says it's ludicris, judge says, no different than anyone else.

    The thing is, she has to report on June 5 or something. WTF is that. In Michigan, when your convicted and sentenced, your taken into custody at the sentencing hearing. What the hell is the lapse in between for.
     
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    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    I wish I was a Penal Hairbrush , just to see what goes down :wink1:
     
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    So she could release another sex tape (this time in Infrared), a couple more crotch shots in a magazine, and do her makeup, duh.
     
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    Scrt_Agent_Man Registered Member

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    So on June 5th, or what ever day she has to report, the media will have another story.
     
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    So there really is a god.

    I can imagine her in jail, putting little diamonds on everything. Haha she is going to be someones bitch by the first night.
     
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    the sorry bitch isn't even worth me saying thing about.
     
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    Fock that whore................
     
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    We all hate her , she doesn't eat enough , and she is totally stupid ........

    But I am pretty sure each and every one of us would still hit it . Come on , who in their right mind says no to free :screwy:
     
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    I wouldn't mind seeing the "Anal CAviity searched Paris" video
     
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    I'm afraid of what they might find in there! lost boyfriends, a few class rings My stolen peterbuilt...:doah:
     
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    yeah, hopefully some hard core butch lesbian beats here down on the first night.

    j
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: too ****in funny!
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    after reading the Yahoo story, my guess is: absolutely nothing. Apparently Michelle Rodriguez (fast n the furious chick I believe) got sentenced to 60 days at the same place Paris is going. In a matter of hours she was out, due to "over crowding". Kinda funny since the place has a seperate area for celebs. At any rate, PH has a hell of a lot more pull/cash/lawyers than MR.... my guess is she won't spend more than a day there. Gotta love the equality of the justice system in The People's Democratik Republik of Kalifornia.

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