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Paris Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. dontoe

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    DEAD COW

    Paris Hilton was being driven around the countryside in her limo by
    her driver.

    Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo
    hits the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver goes to see if the cow is alright.

    "Is it alright? " asks Paris from the comfort of the back seat.

    The driver prodded the cow with his foot, and shook his head ..."No ma'am,
    I'm afraid it's dead."

    "Well, you were driving, not me, so you go and tell the farmer what happened!"
    So the driver goes off to the nearby farm.

    A couple of hours later the driver came back holding a bottle of Champagne,
    with his clothes scruffy and all messed up

    "Oh my God, what happened to you?", Paris exclaimed as she saw the driver.

    "Well ma'am, the farmer gave me this bottle of Champagne, the farmer's wife
    gave me a kiss, and their daughter had sex with me."

    "What? Why? What the hell did you say?"

    " Well ma'am, I just said I'm Paris Hilton's driver and I just killed
    the cow".
     
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  2. cbbr

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    It's good, but I like this version better. :D
     
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    who's amanda?
     
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    Same thing im wondering :confused:
     
  5. dontoe

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    Fixed!

    New laptop arrived and I rushed the transcription, sorry.
     

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