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passing Sammies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 55Willy, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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    Story off a site a friend sent me.

    Our hero was happily driving along a western desert highway in his lifted and
    locked Samurai
    when, all of a sudden, the beastly little 4x4 just died. Perplexed, he pulled
    off to the shoulder,
    got out and lifted the hood.

    Now, being a suspension wizard, but knowing nothing about motors, he just
    shrugged his
    shoulders and resolved to try to flag someone down.

    After a short time, a dust cloud appeared on the horizon, immediately preceded
    by a bullet
    travelling at an extremely high rate of speed. A Dodge Viper was upon him in no
    time. He
    frantically waved his arms, but the bullet just screamed past. Disappointed,
    thinking that the
    driver had not seen him, he turned to slowly walk back to his ailing Samurai.

    Arriving at the side of his Suzuki, he heard the squeal of tires and looked
    back to see the Viper
    returning in reverse. Out from the car climbed a long, lean individual, kind of
    a young Clint
    Eastwood of the spaghetti western days.

    The owner of the Dodge offered to help the Samurai guy out by giving him a tow
    to the next
    town, about 20 miles down the road. Accepting graciously, our hero only
    requested that the
    Viper keep it below 40 mph, because Samurais, as we all know, are subject to
    spontaneous
    roll-overs at anything more than crawling velocities. Upon departure, the Dodge
    guy gave our
    comrade instructions to simply flash the headlights if he began to travel too
    fast. As they
    slowly pulled onto the road, our Samurai guy switched on his emergency
    flashers, not noticing
    that the right side rear light was not functioning.

    Following along at tow rope length behind the Viper, Mr. Samurai then saw
    another dust cloud
    in his rearview. It was closing so fast on his 4x4 that he braced for a rear
    end collision.
    However, the Corvette driver got on the binders at the last instant and laughed
    at the scare he
    gave to our off-road enthusiast.

    Only when pulling out to pass did the Chevy driver see the low slung Viper in
    front of the short
    but tall Samurai.

    Now, sports car drivers being the species of animal that they are, simply
    cannot stand to be
    overtaken by another car. So, the Dodge guy slammed it into third and
    proclaimed, "We're off
    to the races". Our hero, realizing the situation, began frantically to flash
    his headlights, but to
    no avail. 70, 80, 90, 100 mph and climbing. Helpless, the Samurai guy valiantly
    gripped the
    steering wheel as the two maniacs screamed down the road, side by side...

    With the speed still climbing, the three-car convoy reached the crest of a hill
    and broke down
    over the other side. "Uh oh," a radar trap. However, the drivers of the Viper
    and Corvette didn't
    even get off the gas and screamed past the cop at 130 mph!!!

    The police officer jumped into his black and white, headed out in pursuit and
    radioed ahead for
    backup.

    "Attention County Sheriff Smith. Attention Sheriff Smith. We've got a heck of a
    drag race out
    here on the Interstate. A Viper and a Corvette passed side by side through my
    radar at 130
    miles an hour, with a Suzuki Samurai hot on their tail, signalling to let him
    pass!!!"
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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  3. bigyellowjimmy

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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  5. Stickseler

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    man thats a keeper, first joke I laughed out loud at in a long while, needed that thanks /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  7. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    I thought it was going to end in a roll over or something, but it's a joke /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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  9. mrk5

    mrk5 The Sticker Guy Moderator Vendor GMOTM Winner Author

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