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Pentagon Announcment

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by beater_k20, May 24, 2006.

  1. beater_k20

    beater_k20 Banned

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, the American flag or
    Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

    :haha:
     
  2. readymix

    readymix 3/4 ton status

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    I know for a fact that the Pentagon Has five sides
     
  3. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Really?
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wasn't this POSTed last week???????????
     

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