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People suck, plain and simple

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    in the past week I've had a bunch of people do a really(literally) shitty thing to me. I work in a little store. Its like 10'x15" and crammed with 4 refrigerators, the counter, cash register, tons of cigarettes and a whole lot of other stuff. I've had at least 7 people in the last week decide it is fine to pass gas in this box /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif It takes a matter of about 2 seconds for a fart to fill the entire place /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif. I'm getting literally sick of this crap. Next time someone does it I'm making a damn scene about it and embarass them. Thats just beyond rude. Fart in this box I HAVE to stay in and leave. Today an old woman did it! Proves woman sure as hell do fart. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/weld.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  2. kennyw

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    I'm sorry but that is just too funny /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif And I thought you were going to complain about someone bitching you out for the price of gas, nope its free this time around /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
  3. sled_dog

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    yeah I know its damn funny, but it really sucks at the sametime /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif they do it when the store is like full too so I'm not the only one suffering
     
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    Just be careful when playing with the lighters in the store, dont want to blow the place up /forums/images/graemlins/weld.gif
     
  5. 84gmcjimmy

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    maybe you should make a sign "pass gas, and die"
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    Cheer up, hey a hello kitty t shirt, and smile, you're an action hero!
     
  7. 84gmcjimmy

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    lol, just dont have a bleeding nose! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  8. Z3PR

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    Try alittle pay back, let one out as quitely as you can on a crouded elevater right befor it gets to your floor. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Dude, that sucks! Keep a can of lysol or something behind the counter, and then if you know who the true offender is... blast em with it, for your own sake, as well as their embarassment. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

    It does remind me of something I did once.

    I was in line at the store and this freakin' kid behind me was not paying attention, or was just a busy body... anyway, he kept bumping into me. We were there for a while, long line, and I bet this kid had bumped his face into my ass about 10 times. Finally I got ready for the next "assualt" and when he did it... I stuck out my rump and cranked one loose.. no hidding it at all... I just let him have it, full on! For the remainder of the time in line, he never bumped me again...

    You should have seen to the look on his face too....


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    Just be thankfull that You dont live near Me. I would pay You a nice visit with the drizzling sh!ts /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
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    My uncle that works with me sometimes does that crap too.We would be in line at McDonalds and soon as he got his food he would let one of those silent but deadly ones rip Then walk away.People would be giving me dirty looks thinking I did it. He has the kind of farts that would clear the flys off of a pile of pig sh!t. /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I hear ya man... When I was in High School I worked as an asbestos abatement specialist (I was certified to and removed asbestos). We would go under schools and in attics and [censored] to cut away and remove the asbestos wearing the white suits with oxygen lines and the whole bit. While we were under an elementary school in Yakima one of my co-workers (there were 6 of us) thought it would be funny as hell if he ripped a greasy tear jerker right at the air intake to our forced air suits... imagine how bad that stink is when your 1/4 mile under a school in the pitch black with a single flashlight and NO POSSIBLE WAY to get away from it.

    The bastard got his due though... Its amazing how replacing a chocolate bar with an ex-lax bar will change the mind of the joke farter... especially when he is 1/4 mile under that same school and shits his pants trying to squeeze out another fart.
     
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    I use to buy fart spray, it was made of sulfer of something, in jr high I would ask to go to the bathroom rear the end of class....


    then I would unleash that bottle into every hallway I could...


    1500 kids at that school.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif


    They had to leave the doors open in the halls and alot of teachers took their class out to the court yard..


    I'd say I did that about 10 times or so, I also use to spray it on this a-hole in my wieghts class, I would spray it on his bag as he left...he shure did smell for a while!


    I did it at dinner once, my dad seriously wanted to take me to the doctor to see if I was ok /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif


    I finally gave up on it once my friends and I ran out of the stuff and we grew up some...I wonder if the fair will sell it this year /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif


    yes I was a arse /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    I let one loose in the football locker room once. Everyone cleared out of the room and the guy next to me started puking all over. /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif

    They said it was the nastiest thing they have ever smelled. The good thing is, I guess my nose is immune cause I couldn't smell it! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Also, when my wife and I first got married I pulled the old dutch oven trick on her....

    I let a stanky one loose under the covers and then pulled the covers over her head! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I was in line at the store and this freakin' kid behind me was not paying attention, or was just a busy body... anyway, he kept bumping into me. We were there for a while, long line, and I bet this kid had bumped his face into my ass about 10 times. Finally I got ready for the next "assualt" and when he did it... I stuck out my rump and cranked one loose.. no hidding it at all... I just let him have it, full on! For the remainder of the time in line, he never bumped me again...

    You should have seen to the look on his face too....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    The funny part is that's not the first time I know of that somebody farted on a little kid. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif Good feeling isn't it /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    grab e'm and scream TERRORISM attact,. AAAAAHHHHHH i hate people also. i deal with the dregs of society.drug atticts ,HOES,THIEVES,ETC.for twenty years i've seen this [censored]. i want to move to the woods!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
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    you should get some of that fart spray and if they fart before u give them the money spray it with the fart spray, or just spray licsol in there face /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Get a few of these , place them around work.
     

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