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Perfect Woman / Man

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TWISTEDJACK, Dec 13, 2002.

  1. TWISTEDJACK

    TWISTEDJACK 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
    perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

    Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy
    Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a
    winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
    distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
    wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
    couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
    driving along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
    perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
    survived the accident.

    Question: Who was the survivor?

    (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
















    Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
    existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
    and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

    **** Men keep scrolling.














    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman
    must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
    accident.




    Men Keep scrolling












    By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
    illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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  2. ChevyDrivnRdneck

    ChevyDrivnRdneck 1/2 ton status

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  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    That one hit the nail squarely on the head!!! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    jacob
     
  5. KAS

    KAS 1/2 ton status

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    Yeah, but let's face it...you want us, love us, need us! You'd crumble without us! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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  7. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Yeah, you're right. The way I see it, women are better for me because they have 3 holes.
    Men have 2 holes and 1 pole.
    Do the math.
    I know more is better, so, yes, I can't do without women! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  8. landsmasher

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    Ya WOMEN! We can't live with them and we can't shoot them. But everyhing is temporary at best. Thus the older of the two sayings... You don't lose your woman.... You just lose your turn... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  9. Shaggy

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Men have 2 holes and 1 pole.

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    <font color="green"> For the love of Mike, that's enough talk about Man-holes and poles! That's the last image I want running through my head... [​IMG] </font color>
     
  10. MEPR

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    Thats a great joke!
    And yes i think we all know the anatomical diferances /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     

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