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Personal ads for both Men and Women

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, Mar 15, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    > > ->A GUIDE TO WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
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    > > 40-ish...................... 49
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    > > Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends first
    > >
    > > Athletic.................... No tits
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    > > Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound
    > >
    > > Beautiful................... Pathological liar
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    > > Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy
    > >
    > > Educated.................... Banged her Political Science
    > professor for a
    > > passing score
    > >
    > > Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated
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    > > Feminist.................... Fat ballbuster
    > >
    > > Free spirit................. Junkie
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    > > Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a
    > slut
    > >
    > > Fun......................... Annoying
    > >
    > > Gentle...................... Comatose
    > >
    > > Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic
    > >
    > > New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time
    > >
    > > Old-fashioned............... Lights out,missionary position only,
    > no BJs
    > >
    > > Open-minded................. Desperate
    > >
    > > Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing
    > >
    > > Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk
    > >
    > > Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic
    > >
    > > Professional................ Certified Bitch
    > >
    > > Redhead..................... Bad dye-job
    > >
    > > Reubenesque................. Grossly Fat
    > >
    > > Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light
    > >
    > > Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors
    > d'oeuvres
    > > tray
    > >
    > > Voluptuous.................. Very Fat
    > >
    > > Weight proportion w/ height......Hugely Fat -as tall as you are
    > wide
    > >
    > > Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker
    > >
    > > Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself
    > >
    > > Young at heart.............. Old bat
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    > >
    > > A GUIDE TO MEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
    > >
    > > 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
    > >
    > > Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR
    > >
    > > Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
    > >
    > > Educated.............. Will patronize the [censored] out of you
    > >
    > > Free Spirit........... Banging your sister
    > >
    > > Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves sex
    > >
    > > Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack
    > >
    > > Good looking.......... Arrogant
    > >
    > > Very good looking..... Dumb as a board
    > >
    > > Honest................ Pathological Liar
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    > > Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear
    > >
    > > Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy
    > >
    > > Mature................ Older than your father
    > >
    > > Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but
    > she's not
    > > interested
    > >
    > > Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
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    > > Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom
    > stall
    > >
    > > Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks
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    > > Very sensitive........ Gay
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    > > Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once
    > >
    > > Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
    > >
    > > Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts
     
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